CowboysZone poster awards

[BrAinPaiNt]

I should be recognized for the most time outs. I think I'm over 30 of them now.

There is poster here, a huge homer, that has almost triple the time outs as you.

 

[zrinkill]

There is poster here, a huge homer, that has almost triple the time outs as you.

No time outs in Hawaii!

 

[Tabascocat]

No time outs in Hawaii!

No, this one lives on a ranch

 

[Whyjerry]

I should be recognized for the most time outs. I think I'm over 30 of them now.

Nice work. I recently received a benching and argued the point. I was informed that I had 18. This was a surprise. I believe I am kind and rational and would never have 18 of those.

 

[kskboys]

Ive never had an issue with somebody being a little gay.

The Sienfeld episode cleared all that up

Ooooooooooooo, the jokes springing to my head!!! Can't tell most of 'em here. Maybe not any.

OK, how about this one. Guy comes home from college, meets his mom in the kitchen. Says: "Mom, I've got something to tell you. I'm gay."

Mom: "Does that mean you put hmmhmms in your mouth?"

"Well, yes. "

Mom: "Don't you ever frickin' complain about my cooking again!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Apologies if that's too much!!!!!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Feel free to chip in your picks and categories.....

Meant to be a group effort and I'm sure we all have our own interpretations so kudos to the many people who deserve to be on this list. But appreciate all posters for the only message board left that I bother to read.

Best avatar picture... tie between @TheDude and his Big Lebowski or @Risen Star and his Daniel Day Lewis character
Best nick.... @Coogiguy03, only because I still have yet to figure that nick out and see a lot of takes on the name, always laugh at the name @Whyjerry too
Funniest poster.... tie between @shabazz and @Risen Star
Best overall dude.... @Bobhaze
Best nerd... (not meant as an insult).... @DallasEast
Best off topic... @Runwildboys, never starts a thread but always involved
Best Negative Nelly.... @MountaineerCowboy
Best cynical poster.... @Captain-Crash
Funniest troll... @leeblair
Most consistent in character troll.... @GimmeTheBall! 40k posts and doesn't break character
Best thoughtful football takes... @thunderpimp91 (always stop to read his takes), @Kwyn has pretty thoughtful non-reactionary posts too
Best non-PC poster... @Robbieac and @Zman5
Best homer... The 3 R's - @Ranching @rambo2 and @Rockport
Best female poster (because they are few and far between).... @maryquality
Best Twitter/X poster.... @ShortRound @Risen Star @WoodysGirl @Boyzmamacita (I think I get 90% of my Cowboys news from their Twitter/X links)
Best underrated poster.... @DFWJC and @75boyz , silent but deadly
Best diligent poster.... @MarcusRock, tallies the pick em game, always serious topics with some brevity added
Most true to their personality poster... @RustyBourneHorse, @Vtwin @Reid1boys and @LonnieElam
Most helpful mod... @Bobhaze
Best mod I've never seen or heard... @Idgit, won't even let me link the name, but I know he/she is out there somewhere
Best emoji user.... @Nav22

Hey!! I'll take it hehe. I always like to be myself. I also get the furry award here?.....more by default haha.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I don't want to single anyone out. That list is pretty darn good. I am thankful for this Forum. It really helps me stay a fan.

Same here, this forum is always a good time

 

[Coogiguy03]

There is poster here, a huge homer, that has almost triple the time outs as you.

Explains everything now

 

[darthseinfeld]

Feel free to chip in your picks and categories.....

Meant to be a group effort and I'm sure we all have our own interpretations so kudos to the many people who deserve to be on this list. But appreciate all posters for the only message board left that I bother to read.

Best avatar picture... tie between @TheDude and his Big Lebowski or @Risen Star and his Daniel Day Lewis character
Best nick.... @Coogiguy03, only because I still have yet to figure that nick out and see a lot of takes on the name, always laugh at the name @Whyjerry too
Funniest poster.... tie between @shabazz and @Risen Star
Best overall dude.... @Bobhaze
Best nerd... (not meant as an insult).... @DallasEast
Best off topic... @Runwildboys, never starts a thread but always involved
Best Negative Nelly.... @MountaineerCowboy
Best cynical poster.... @Captain-Crash
Funniest troll... @leeblair
Most consistent in character troll.... @GimmeTheBall! 40k posts and doesn't break character
Best thoughtful football takes... @thunderpimp91 (always stop to read his takes), @Kwyn has pretty thoughtful non-reactionary posts too
Best non-PC poster... @Robbieac and @Zman5
Best homer... The 3 R's - @Ranching @rambo2 and @Rockport
Best female poster (because they are few and far between).... @maryquality
Best Twitter/X poster.... @ShortRound @Risen Star @WoodysGirl @Boyzmamacita (I think I get 90% of my Cowboys news from their Twitter/X links)
Best underrated poster.... @DFWJC and @75boyz , silent but deadly
Best diligent poster.... @MarcusRock, tallies the pick em game, always serious topics with some brevity added
Most true to their personality poster... @RustyBourneHorse, @Vtwin @Reid1boys and @LonnieElam
Most helpful mod... @Bobhaze
Best mod I've never seen or heard... @Idgit, won't even let me link the name, but I know he/she is out there somewhere
Best emoji user.... @Nav22

@Cowboyny deserves some love

His breakdowns are must reads

 

[Runwildboys]

Ive never had an issue with somebody being a little gay.

The Sienfeld episode cleared all that up

Hey, hey! Don't edit my words! You had me going back to check if I typed the wrong word in!!

 

[Whyjerry]

I wanted to praise one poster...Hawkeye. He gets a mention because I find he keeps the off season interesting with good questions / content. The offseason can be a drag but he always seems to drop a new thread to get some discussion going. That's good stuff.

 

[Mikexike]

congratulations to all those that got an award, did you guys get a swag bag from @VaqueroTD ???

 

[shabazz]

Andrew Dice Clay cleared it up for me

Little Boy Blue.......

 

[shabazz]

Hey, hey! Don't edit my words! You had me going back to check if I typed the wrong word in!!

I know......I cant believe the program allows one to do so.

Ive show incredible restraint from exploiting this flaw.....please believe me.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

What ever happened to Trouty?

 

[Runwildboys]

What ever happened to Trouty?

He had alcohol problems. I think he felt this forum made it worse for him...or maybe he didn't want to subject us to alcohol induced ravings.

 

[shabazz]

He had alcohol problems. I think he felt this forum made it worse for him...or maybe he didn't want to subject us to alcohol induced ravings.

One can only wonder how many poor souls have been driven to drink from this forum......oh, the humanity.

 

[Miller]

Nice list! Agree with a lot of it! We should appreciate each other more, warts and all! I used to visit the Texans board TexansTalk, starting in 2006 because when I lived there I heard so much news I wanted to see what they were saying from a Cowboys fan perspective. Met some really nice folks! I checked in for the first time in probably 10 yrs yesterday and found out a long time poster TexanBill who had been one of the nicest guys sbd treated me like a brother, had passed away at 53 years earlier. I know we’ve had that here with some good folks too! Just made me realize we should appreciate each other here more!

 

[DFWJC]

He had alcohol problems. I think he felt this forum made it worse for him...or maybe he didn't want to subject us to alcohol induced ravings.

I liked him, but yeah, he admitted to having some issues.

 

[Ranching]

There is poster here, a huge homer, that has almost triple the time outs as you.

I'm blushing