Dallas Bryant tweeting, wishes he could have seen #29 and #88 play last year.

[DandyDon1722]

I am a monkey fan. I can stand in a zoo and look at them all day long and die laughing. - Our Owner/GM

You simply cannot make it up.

Whenever I need to snap myself out of a slump - I think of the Glory **** quote and laugh my *** off.

 

[Nightman]

If I was into tweeting I'd follow that monkey,,,

Just added Dallas Bryant.......this should be fun

 

[Idgit]

I'm cringing over here at the idea of Dez Bryant's monkey tweeting about Demarco Murray. What the hell is going on here?

This is almost as bad as that time Emmitt went on Dancing With The Stars. I think I might throw up a little bit.

 

[Sasquatch]

I wonder if Dallas Bryant is any good at cap management?

 

[Dave_in-NC]

I'm cringing over here at the idea of Dez Bryant's monkey tweeting about Demarco Murray. What the hell is going on here?

This is almost as bad as that time Emmitt went on Dancing With The Stars. I think I might throw up a little bit.

Dez is letting the FO and staff what he thinks about letting Murray go and keeping that monkey Randle.

 

[Tommy]

Why did I open this thread.....

You meant to make a comment regarding our scheme.

 

[CATCH17]

You meant to make a comment regarding our scheme.

Ah yes...


Garrett sucks.

 

[Vintage]

You meant to make a comment regarding our scheme.

Or a running QB?

 

[The Quest for Six]

His moma needs to slap that boy up side of the head and knock some sense into him

 

[DandyDon1722]

Mickey just reported that Garrett said in his presser - "He has no idea of the location of the monkey."

I ain't got the words.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Mickey just reported that Garrett said in his presser - "He has no idea of the location of the monkey."

I ain't got the words.

Some times I wish this wasn't a family friendly forum.

 

[DandyDon1722]

We should get a 40 time on Dallas - maybe he can return kicks.

#44 is hanging in a locker waiting for him.

 

[TRUTH87]

hahaha some funny stuff from dallas bryant om twitter. surprised be hasnt tweeted about uncle joseph lol

 

[DandyDon1722]

Some times I wish this wasn't a family friendly forum.

I hear ya Dave. Sometimes I think the Igglesphans are right.

 

[xwalker]

Someone has flipped their wig.

My Girlfriend "helps" our dogs send me text messages and yes, I respond as if they are my kids.

 

[crazytown41]

This went way over my head.

I was like, "Dez has a son old enough to tweet regularly?"

 

[cowboyblue22]

wow just wow

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

We could have had Demarco if we really wanted him without anyone taking a paycut. I believe Romo offered to even take a paycut.

He might have offered to extend his contract but I don't believe he offered to actually take a paycut. At least, not that I recall.

 

[bark]

What a crazy bizarre season this has turned out to be

 

[Idgit]

Dez is letting the FO and staff what he thinks about letting Murray go and keeping that monkey Randle.

You must mean 'Mr. Demarco.' Ugh. That makes me cringe so hard my mouth is watering. It's actually got me rooting for PETA, just so I don't have to read monkey-tweets after every game from here on out.