Dan Patrick bagging on Jessica Simpson...

[Paniolo22]

Jessica Simpson. LMAO!!!! :laugh2: Saying Romo can do much better. She has no talent, and he is...Tony Romo. Funny as hell!

 

[BlueStar22]

I've never thought much of Simpson but she sure is smokin on that Directv commercial.

 

[Dale]

True story here.

My mom went to the Thanksgiving Day game with my dad. These two girls approached her after the game in that Corral area.

They excitedly asked her if she knew Tony Romo (knew him personally, not knew "of" him). She said no, but asked why.

"We came here all the way from California just to get a date with him. We're trying to find him!"

Again, true story.

 

[Aikbach]

I agree, I'd prefer he sought the company of girl with a better reputation. One that is not a media tool and can match his wit. Cowboyszone.com- Dating Zone/ Hooking Up Cowboy Players with Friends and Sisters.

 

[FanofBill]

I agree, I'd prefer he sought the company of girl with a better reputation. One that is not a media tool and can match his wit. Cowboyszone.com- Dating Zone/ Hooking Up Cowboy Players with Friends and Sisters.

I have a sister that work for the DEA, would that count? (she is good looking too).

 

[Aikbach]

I have a sister that work for the DEA, would that count? (she is good looking too).

Sign her up in the Dating Zone. Naturally I get first dibs on all screenings.

 

[dogunwo]

I have a sister that work for the DEA, would that count? (she is good looking too).

You think your own sisters is hot? Do you live in WVA?

 

[FanofBill]

You think your own sisters is hot? Do you live in WVA?

No Ky

 

[Aikbach]

No Ky

I'm not prejudiced, just make sure I have the opportunity to screen her...and all applicants.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

True story here.

My mom went to the Thanksgiving Day game with my dad. These two girls approached her after the game in that Corral area.

They excitedly asked her if she knew Tony Romo (knew him personally, not knew "of" him). She said no, but asked why.

"We came here all the way from California just to get a date with him. We're trying to find him!"

Again, true story.

Which just goes to prove, Cali girls don't handle their liquor well.

 

[FanofBill]

I'm not prejudiced, just make sure I have the opportunity to screen her...and all applicants.

You're sick. :laugh1:

 

[Aikbach]

You're sick. :laugh1:

Like a fox.

 

[5Stars]

No Ky

As in jelly...?

 

[sacowboysfan513]

I've never thought much of Simpson but she sure is smokin on that Directv commercial.

Oh man, seeing that commercial made me not want to get DirecTV

 

[ghst187]

Tony is too smart for that idiot Jessica.
Sure she's pretty, but she didn't know "Chicken of the Sea" was actually fish.
Tony Romo Wonderlic Score: 37
Jessica Wonderlic Score: -1

She's a flake.

 

[ComicBookGuy]

True story here.

My mom went to the Thanksgiving Day game with my dad. These two girls approached her after the game in that Corral area.

They excitedly asked her if she knew Tony Romo (knew him personally, not knew "of" him). She said no, but asked why.

"We came here all the way from California just to get a date with him. We're trying to find him!"

Again, true story.

This doesn't suprise me one bit, actually. A lot of girls, especially hot ones, have a tendency to be extremely narcisstic and egomaniacal. They probably figured Romo would beg at the opportunity to go out with them.

Romo is the Dallas Cowboys' QB. This essentially means that almost any girl he wants is his. Two no-name girls from Cali don't stand a chance.

 

[Paniolo22]

Tony is too smart for that idiot Jessica.
Sure she's pretty, but she didn't know "Chicken of the Sea" was actually fish.
Tony Romo Wonderlic Score: 37
Jessica Wonderlic Score: -1

She's a flake.

That is basically what DP said. He did say that Jessica Alba would be much more acceptable, and I agree 100%.

 

[vlad]

I obviously wouldn't kick her out of bed, but honestly, there are so many better looking girls out there than her butt chin, man jaw, oversized teeth non-feminine face. Her body on the other hand...

Tony, pretend you are a European basketball player and get you a Ms. Universe contestant.

 

[mmurray21]

Just the talk of him dating Jessica will improve his options. He can take all of Nick Lachey's hand me downs and do OK.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

That is true--really!