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Dear Coach Parcells,

Let me first tell you that I think you're a great head football coach. I understand your philosophy and the way you want to beat a team physically because there is no way to get these dumb football players to consistently play well mentally.

Now for the point of me writing to you. Please retire tomorrow morning. Don't keep putting your hope in the fact that this team is going to all of a sudden one day 'get it'. They don't and they show it every week with the useless penalties and the disgusting mistake prone football.

I love this team and always will. I will continue to watch them flounder each and every week while breaking my heart as they did today. I'm stuck and I guess I love it because I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

But you are 65 years old and you have done things in the NFL that may never be duplicated. You rebuilt a few franchises and won two Super Bowl titles on the way. The Hall of Fame is where you belong, not on the sidelines with this team who just can't get out of their own way every Sunday.

I saw the look of disgust on your face at the end of that game. The sad thing is that not one player was near you saying sorry for that mess. They will be back to normal in a few hours at their million dollar homes. You, me and Cowboys Nation will be sick to our stomachs until next Sunday. To say the NFL game isn't what it once was is the understatement of the century.

These players are not focused enough to be 'old school' and get the job done every week. The sad part is that some of these guys are considered very good by the standards of today's NFL standards.

Jason Witten is considerd a top TE even though he gets a false start penalty every single week.

Anthony Henry is considered a good CB even though he gets twice as many penalties as he does interceptions then smiles as if it's no big deal.

Terrell Owens is considered a great WR even though he drops two passes a game and then complains he doesn't get enough passes thrown his way.

I know you don't want the last play of your career as a coach to be a game losing FG against the Commanders, but just let it go Coach and think about yourself this time.

This team is standing still and they are far from being a playoff team. They just play down to the talent level of the other team every week. They LOSE games instead of WINNING games. That's not a team you want to have on your record and it really sucks that you have to sit around and talk about these guys. The media is going to act like you can control a team being STUPID.

I love ya Coach Parcells. Get out while you are still alive because this kind of team will kill a coach who has his heart and soul invested in them. They are the epitome of the term 'a bunch of dumb football players'.
 

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PS: Oh and coach, you might want to ask yourself who brought all these players to Dallas who are letting you down.
 

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dcfanatic;1145498 said:
Dear Coach Parcells,

Let me first tell you that I think you're a great head football coach.
WAS a great head football coach.
 

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Dear Coach Parcells,


PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

Thank you
 

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I'm still trying to decide: Puke or Cry

decisions, decisions
 

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Memo to Jeff Fisher or whomever our next head coach is

Never read this site after a loss, as you will discover that you are the worst head coach in team history (even worse than Landry when he won only three games in his last year).
 

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LowTech;1145590 said:
I'm still trying to decide: Puke or Cry

decisions, decisions

Did both, now I'm trying to figure out how to get away with illegal assault.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1145609 said:
Memo to Jeff Fisher or whomever our next head coach is

Never read this site after a loss, as you will discover that you are the worst head coach in team history (even worse than Landry when he won only three games in his last year).

Once again

4 years 29-26 and 0-1 in the playoff's. I don't care what he did with NY or NE.
 

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summerisfunner;1145617 said:
against whom? your cat?

The list is long, the cat has not been seen since around 4pm today. As a matter of fact the dogs are still hiding under the bed.
 

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HomeOfLegends;1145623 said:
The list is long, the cat has not been seen since around 4pm today. As a matter of fact the dogs are still hiding under the bed.

:laugh2:
 

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summerisfunner;1145626 said:

I need a new remote and some drywall mud as well:mad:
 

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HomeOfLegends;1145618 said:
Once again

4 years 29-26 and 0-1 in the playoff's. I don't care what he did with NY or NE.


Yeah and the next coach will get the same treatment from you. Did you rip old man Landry in his last three years when we went 7-9, 7-9 and 3-13 because after all his success was 10 years old by then and he had failed miserably since the 1977 season.

I figured we would win with Parcells, it hasn't happened but it is indisputable that he has us in a better position than when he took over.
 

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summerisfunner;1145617 said:
against whom? your cat?


My wife and I watched Rambo II and had the Theatre system cranking. It felt good watching Rambo smoke everything and everyone in sight. It relieved some tesion.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1145630 said:
Yeah and the next coach will get the same treatment from you. Did you rip old man Landry in his last three years when we went 7-9, 7-9 and 3-13 because after all his success was 10 years old by then and he had failed miserably since the 1977 season.

I figured we would win with Parcells, it hasn't happened but it is indisputable that he has us in a better position than when he took over.

Are you one of those people that keeps pens long after they run out of ink?
 

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dcfanatic;1145498 said:
Dear Coach Parcells,

Let me first tell you that I think you're a great head football coach. I understand your philosophy and the way you want to beat a team physically because there is no way to get these dumb football players to consistently play well mentally.

Now for the point of me writing to you. Please retire tomorrow morning. Don't keep putting your hope in the fact that this team is going to all of a sudden one day 'get it'. They don't and they show it every week with the useless penalties and the disgusting mistake prone football.

I love this team and always will. I will continue to watch them flounder each and every week while breaking my heart as they did today. I'm stuck and I guess I love it because I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

But you are 65 years old and you have done things in the NFL that may never be duplicated. You rebuilt a few franchises and won two Super Bowl titles on the way. The Hall of Fame is where you belong, not on the sidelines with this team who just can't get out of their own way every Sunday.

I saw the look of disgust on your face at the end of that game. The sad thing is that not one player was near you saying sorry for that mess. They will be back to normal in a few hours at their million dollar homes. You, me and Cowboys Nation will be sick to our stomachs until next Sunday. To say the NFL game isn't what it once was is the understatement of the century.

These players are not focused enough to be 'old school' and get the job done every week. The sad part is that some of these guys are considered very good by the standards of today's NFL standards.

Jason Witten is considerd a top TE even though he gets a false start penalty every single week.

Anthony Henry is considered a good CB even though he gets twice as many penalties as he does interceptions then smiles as if it's no big deal.

Terrell Owens is considered a great WR even though he drops two passes a game and then complains he doesn't get enough passes thrown his way.

I know you don't want the last play of your career as a coach to be a game losing FG against the Commanders, but just let it go Coach and think about yourself this time.

This team is standing still and they are far from being a playoff team. They just play down to the talent level of the other team every week. They LOSE games instead of WINNING games. That's not a team you want to have on your record and it really sucks that you have to sit around and talk about these guys. The media is going to act like you can control a team being STUPID.

I love ya Coach Parcells. Get out while you are still alive because this kind of team will kill a coach who has his heart and soul invested in them. They are the epitome of the term 'a bunch of dumb football players'.
:bow::suxskins::hammer::skins::clap2:
 

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