Dear Jerry II:

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There you have it Mr.Jones.
The 2-13 Lions come to your house and put 39 points on a defense put together by your hall of fame coach,by a first year coach.
Yes Jerry,your draft picks and your free agents can't stop the laughing stock of the NFL,in your own house Jerry.
Has there ever been a lower point?
At least with Campo you didn't have to spend top dollar on defense.
Now you have and the result is just about the worst defensive scheme in the league.Detroit just beat you.At home!
Jerry,cut your losses.
Bill has no idea of the 21st century NFL.
Zimmer has no clue about that 3-4 Bill convinced you to install.
Were you angry last week?
Bill ruined Christmas and now the New Year.
Jerry,show him the door.
You dismissed Landry(The greatest coach this franchise has ever seen),you let Jimmy go(That was a mistake Jerry,and you know it),now it's Bill's turn.
It is a new game and Bill know nothing about it.
Look at Mangini,look at Payton.
Do the right thing Jerry.
This New Jersey guy is a moribund dog waiting to be run over.
Get on you car and do it Jerry.
It's the right thing to do.
 

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Artie Lange;1275089 said:
There you have it Mr.Jones.
The 2-13 Lions come to your house and put 39 points on a defense put together by your hall of fame coach,by a first year coach.
Yes Jerry,your draft picks and your free agents can't stop the laughing stock of the NFL,in your own house Jerry.
Has there ever been a lower point?
At least with Campo you didn't have to spend top dollar on defense.
Now you have and the result is just about the worst defensive scheme in the league.Detroit just beat you.At home!
Jerry,cut your losses.
Bill has no idea of the 21st century NFL.
Zimmer has no clue about that 3-4 Bill convinced you to install.
Were you angry last week?
Bill ruined Christmas and now the New Year.
Jerry,show him the door.
You dismissed Landry(The greatest coach this franchise has ever seen),you let Jimmy go(That was a mistake Jerry,and you know it),now it's Bill's turn.
It is a new game and Bill know nothing about it.
Look at Mangini,look at Payton.
Do the right thing Jerry.
This New Jersey guy is a moribund dog waiting to be run over.
Get on you car and do it Jerry.
It's the right thing to do.

I'll second that...I think he knows it though...I really do

David
 

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I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Grey is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for thatBelieve in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars..
 

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I'll just ask him to do TWO things:

Get rid of Zimmer and fix the o-line.
 

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Artie Lange;1275089 said:
There you have it Mr.Jones.
The 2-13 Lions come to your house and put 39 points on a defense put together by your hall of fame coach,by a first year coach.
Yes Jerry,your draft picks and your free agents can't stop the laughing stock of the NFL,in your own house Jerry.
Has there ever been a lower point?
At least with Campo you didn't have to spend top dollar on defense.
Now you have and the result is just about the worst defensive scheme in the league.Detroit just beat you.At home!
Jerry,cut your losses.
Bill has no idea of the 21st century NFL.
Zimmer has no clue about that 3-4 Bill convinced you to install.
Were you angry last week?
Bill ruined Christmas and now the New Year.
Jerry,show him the door.
You dismissed Landry(The greatest coach this franchise has ever seen),you let Jimmy go(That was a mistake Jerry,and you know it),now it's Bill's turn.
It is a new game and Bill know nothing about it.
Look at Mangini,look at Payton.
Do the right thing Jerry.
This New Jersey guy is a moribund dog waiting to be run over.
Get on you car and do it Jerry.
It's the right thing to do.
P.S. If you have to mortgage the next 3 years, please bring in another dominant PASS RUSHER AND QUICKLY.
 

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Artie, ya gotta quit holdin' back like this and say what ya really mean.
;) :D
 

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Artie Lange;1275089 said:
There you have it Mr.Jones.
The 2-13 Lions come to your house and put 39 points on a defense put together by your hall of fame coach,by a first year coach.
Yes Jerry,your draft picks and your free agents can't stop the laughing stock of the NFL,in your own house Jerry.
Has there ever been a lower point?
At least with Campo you didn't have to spend top dollar on defense.
Now you have and the result is just about the worst defensive scheme in the league.Detroit just beat you.At home!
Jerry,cut your losses.
Bill has no idea of the 21st century NFL.
Zimmer has no clue about that 3-4 Bill convinced you to install.
Were you angry last week?
Bill ruined Christmas and now the New Year.
Jerry,show him the door.
You dismissed Landry(The greatest coach this franchise has ever seen),you let Jimmy go(That was a mistake Jerry,and you know it),now it's Bill's turn.
It is a new game and Bill know nothing about it.
Look at Mangini,look at Payton.
Do the right thing Jerry.
This New Jersey guy is a moribund dog waiting to be run over.
Get on you car and do it Jerry.
It's the right thing to do.


I wish I could believe Jerry cared, it's all about marketing with him, money, I wish we could run Jerry and his cronies outta the Dallas Cowboys organization or disorganization. They need a new owner a new direction.
 

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Jimz31;1275188 said:
I'll just ask him to do TWO things:

Get rid of Zimmer and fix the o-line.

I'd ask him to do one of two things, give up ownership or, suicide;)
 

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big dog cowboy;1275299 said:
Nice post. I can't disagree at all.
..

It's from the heart of a Cowboy fan who has seen enough.
If todays performance didn't wake you up,then you may be dead.
 

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Honestly, I would fire both Parcells and Zimmer tonight. Turn it over to an interum staff for the playoffs and see if the players respond to a HOF coach gets canned. Parcells ain't coming back now, that is for sure. Did you see him on the sidelines? I thought he would die from embarassement. I don't blame him.

He and the coaches and the defense have tanked the last month. Face it, we got lucky in NY and lucky in Atlanta. or we would have lost 6 straight.

Parcells is barley above .500 since he came here.

I think there shold be a new movement.

GROP!
 

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Cajuncowboy;1275428 said:
Honestly, I would fire both Parcells and Zimmer tonight. Turn it over to an interum staff for the playoffs and see if the players respond to a HOF coach gets canned. Parcells ain't coming back now, that is for sure. Did you see him on the sidelines? I thought he would die from embarassement. I don't blame him.

He and the coaches and the defense have tanked the last month. Face it, we got lucky in NY and lucky in Atlanta. or we would have lost 6 straight.

Parcells is barley above .500 since he came here.

I think there shold be a new movement.

GROP!

Cajun,what we witnessed today was something atrocious.
We lost to a 2 win team at home with a chance to win our division.
That can never happen.
Ever!
 

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ROMOSAPIEN9;1275180 said:
I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Grey is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for thatBelieve in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars..

One of my all time favorites...love how that Counting Crows singer does his Van Morrison syncopation in that one.
 

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Artie Lange;1275510 said:
Cajun,what we witnessed today was something atrocious.
We lost to a 2 win team at home with a chance to win our division.
That can never happen.
Ever!

Which is why I am on the GROP bandwagon!
 

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I have loved BP as a coach always. This year the mans passion has died.I believe anytime you think about retiring if you are thinking it then you should just do it. If the play of Romo didnt excite you then nothing will. BP died this year. He lost all the fire and the passion of the game. He along with Zimmer and Haley need to be dissmised.
For those of you that love Zimmer tell me how can we have the same problems the last 10 years. I mean what has haunted us the last 7 years? Pass rush and no FS. Well we still havent fixed it with draft picks or free agents.Yet other teams do it with no name players. Yet you can still believe what you want. I have realized that Bp must go and Zimmer lovers it is time you open your eyes and step back and take a good hard look. Zimmer cant fix this defense if it is nickel 3-4 4-3 or dime we cant cover no pass rush and cant blitz
 
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