Demarcus Lawrence Sack Projection

[Avery]

Hi everyone,

I've been working on a prediction algorithm designed to project the amount of sacks a player might accumulate in a given time period. Thus far, I've been right to startling accuracy on this young season. The algorithm operates off the principle that the delta between weeks doubles based on the historical numbers being placed up by D-Law.

Using my engine, built, tested and implemented on my high-end ASUS Chromebook, I can confidently project that D-Law will end the season with 32,873.5 sacks. D-Law will set a new in-game record with nine sacks on Aaron Rodgers in Week 5. That fails in comparison to his last week where my model projects Wentz will be sacked 16,385 times in Week 16 which will cement a division championship for the second year in a row.

Please route any media inquiries to my PM. Thanks in advance.

 

[TWOK11]

Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

 

[jazzcat22]

You forgot games 17, 18, 19, since we will get a bye in the playoffs.

 

[EST_1986]

It was a pleasure watching him dominate last night

 

[AmericasTeam81]

3 man lines for the rest of the year. Hell, let's just rush Lawrence and drop 10. Maybe that will stop the pass lol.

 

[ShiningStar]

Does he get to play scrubs all year?

 

[LOBO7]

32,873.5
The coma should be a decimal point?

 

[TheCount]

32,873.5
The coma should be a decimal point?

It's science man, don't question it.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

interesting but I think your projection is a bit conservative

 

[Longboysfan]

Hi everyone,

I've been working on a prediction algorithm designed to project the amount of sacks a player might accumulate in a given time period. Thus far, I've been right to startling accuracy on this young season. The algorithm operates off the principle that the delta between weeks doubles based on the historical numbers being placed up by D-Law.

Using my engine, built, tested and implemented on my high-end ASUS Chromebook, I can confidently project that D-Law will end the season with 32,873.5 sacks. D-Law will set a new in-game record with nine sacks on Aaron Rodgers in Week 5. That fails in comparison to his last week where my model projects Wentz will be sacked 16,385 times in Week 16 which will cement a division championship for the second year in a row.

Please route any media inquiries to my PM. Thanks in advance.

Do you work selling things to the Government?

 

[John813]

Going to consider his season a disappointment if he doesn't come close to that final number.

 

[waving monkey]

Hi everyone,

I've been working on a prediction algorithm designed to project the amount of sacks a player might accumulate in a given time period. Thus far, I've been right to startling accuracy on this young season. The algorithm operates off the principle that the delta between weeks doubles based on the historical numbers being placed up by D-Law.

Using my engine, built, tested and implemented on my high-end ASUS Chromebook, I can confidently project that D-Law will end the season with 32,873.5 sacks. D-Law will set a new in-game record with nine sacks on Aaron Rodgers in Week 5. That fails in comparison to his last week where my model projects Wentz will be sacked 16,385 times in Week 16 which will cement a division championship for the second year in a row.

Please route any media inquiries to my PM. Thanks in advance.

love it but no way to out of the box

 

[dagreat1_87]

you can't be serious right? clearly you forgot to include statistical variance, which would obviously put him at 31,725 sacks at the end.....amateurs

 

[Avery]

you can't be serious right? clearly you forgot to include statistical variance, which would obviously put him at 31,725 sacks at the end.....amateurs

Statistical variance is for hacks like Nate Silver and Nostradamus. This is next level ****.

 

[TheHerd]

It's science man, don't question it.

New math.