DMN Bennett Blog: Update... What do you do if your chic farts?

[WoodysGirl]

11:47 AM Tue, Apr 07, 2009 | Permalink
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Update....

Workouts have been going great thus far. The team is looking awesome everyone is working hard running fast and jumping high.

Speaking of jumping high check Roy out on YouTube getting dunked on. Hahahaha. It happened this weekend in Michael Huffs charity basketball game in Austin. Search Roy gets posterized! Huff put together a great weekend even if it was in longhorn nation. I was MVP LOL I had like 30 points. I still got it.

Anyways Witten and I are working on becoming the best TE tandem possible and that is going well. Be on the look out for Beans and Rice lmao. I'm beans and he's rice. Has nothing to do with us personally but it does sound good hahaha.

Stay Tuned


Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B


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Wow Really!!
9:19 AM Tue, Apr 07, 2009 | Permalink
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Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn't seem as if women should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her. I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.

My boy told me he was kissing a girl and she gave him a silent killer. This is definitely a mood killer. Do you continue to kiss her? This is a WWMBD moment (What Would Marty B Do). I would of definitely stop kissing her LOL and asked her if she was ok. But this is what he did he started sniffing the air and asked her if she smelled what he smelled. She said naw I don't smell anything, and kept it moving. He asked her again you sure you don't smell anything and she said yes hunny I'm sure. Then she asked what it was he smelled he started laughing and said oh nothing.

I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her beauty or call her out?



Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B


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[Chief]

Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn't seem as if women
should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.

My boy told me he was kissing a girl and she gave him a silent killer.
This is definitely a mood killer. Do you continue to kiss her? This is
a WWMBD moment (What Would Marty B Do). I would of definitely stop
kissing her LOL and asked her if she was ok. But this is what he did
he started sniffing the air and asked her if she smelled what he
smelled. She said naw I don't smell anything, and kept it moving. He
asked her again you sure you don't smell anything and she said yes
hunny I'm sure. Then she asked what it was he smelled he started
laughing and said oh nothing.

I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?

OMG

:laugh2:

 

[Doomsday101]

The guy certain marches to the beat of a different drummer. :laugh2:

 

[rathalarge]

LOL!! Marry her 'Marty B'. That means she down to earth...lol!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The guy certain marches to the beat of a different drummer. :laugh2:

definitely, I try not to think about chicks farting, but that's just me

 

[xWraithx]

lmao... I love this guy

 

[bbgun]

definitely, I try not to think about chicks farting, but that's just me

Did you see the last "South Park" episode? Women have other weapons in their arsenal.

 

[LeonDixson]

Putting the obvious aside, I liked what he said about Witten and him working to become the best TE tandem in the NFL. It's not a stretch to believe they will be the best. In fact I can't think of another tandem that is better or has more potential right now.

We really need to run a lot of two TE sets this year.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did you see the last "South Park" episode? Women have other weapons in their arsenal.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Putting the obvious aside, I liked what he said about Witten and him working to become the best TE tandem in the NFL. It's not a stretch to believe they will be the best. In fact I can't think of another tandem that is better or has more potential right now.

We really need to run a lot of two TE sets this year.

well Commander fans were assuring themselves that Cooley and Fred Davis were the best TE tandem in the NFL

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Too Funny. This guy is an awesome read.

 

[jday]

Putting the obvious aside, I liked what he said about Witten and him working to become the best TE tandem in the NFL. It's not a stretch to believe they will be the best. In fact I can't think of another tandem that is better or has more potential right now.

We really need to run a lot of two TE sets this year.

I too was happy to read that. It seems like last year they were a bit at odds. This year I think the whole team realizes their personal differences need to be squashed and winning football games has to be the focus. Or at least I hope that is the case...

 

[TheCount]

Beans and Rice, eh? I like it!

 

[Manster54]

:gassy1: :gassy1: :gassy1: :gassy2: :gassy2:

 

[WoodysGirl]

Beans and Rice, eh? I like it!

On his twitter page, I think he was proposing oreo cookie or something.

 

[bbgun]

oldie but goodie

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[JohnnyHopkins]

definitely, I try not to think about chicks farting, but that's just me

One day, probably in the worst of circumstances, that innocence will be lost.

 

[dcfanatic]

Did you see the last "South Park" episode? Women have other weapons in their arsenal.

As always South Park drops a classic on us.

Can someone tell Marty B that it's Rice and Beans.

And that's the way it always will be.

 

[WoodysGirl]

As always South Park drops a classic on us.

Can someone tell Marty B that it's Rice and Beans.

And that's the way it always will be.

In the south, it's also called beans and rice..

 

[Chief]

On his twitter page, I think he was proposing oreo cookie or something.

I just started following him on Twitter.

He's non-stop. Apparently, his dogs got into his chocolate chip cookie stash and he wasn't too happy about it. He has a whole page of stuff from just today, including a link to the Eminem video, featuring his QB.

Witten has a page, too. All it says is something like Thanks for supporting my foundation, with a link to it.