DMN Blog: Rowdy's getting on Jerry's nerves

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1:16 PM Wed, Aug 06, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Jerry Jones has seen just about enough from everybody's favorite mascot. Rowdy's days of roaring around the practice field on his tricked-out four-wheeler might be numbered.

"I'm about ready to take that key away from Rowdy," Jerry declared to the media horde after this morning's practice.

Rowdy isn't really Jerry Jr., as The Ticket likes to claim, but Jerry does love that big foam goofball like a son. That's why the owner is considering some tough love.

Rowdy perturbed some folks the other day when he parked his four-wheeler in the end zone during practice. A couple Cowboys staffers had to push it off the field to get it out of the WRs' way when they were working on red-zone routes.

Jerry also is concerned that he's seen the official Rowdy truck -- the one with the mascot's picture painted on the side -- parked at the "wrong places" around town. An obvious follow-up question would have been why Jerry saw the truck at those wrong places, but reporters didn't want to stop him while he was rolling.


"You watch where you park that truck!" Jerry recalled telling the dude who has the Rowdy gig.

"I'll talk to Rowdy about that," the dude replied.

"Don't give me that [stuff]!!!" Jerry snapped. "I'm talking to Rowdy!!!"

A pool reporter tried to get Rowdy to comment, but he just shook his big, ol' head when asked a question.

I probably should note that Jerry was smiling and laughing while telling us about the Rowdy issues. I waited this long because I wanted to get your hopes up that Rowdy was really gonna get the heave-ho.
 

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He's always doing stuff like this. Is the guy playing Rowdy "not right in the head"??? Seriously...is he 3 eggs short of a baseball field?
 

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Jerry also is concerned that he's seen the official Rowdy truck -- the one with the mascot's picture painted on the side -- parked at the "wrong places" around town. An obvious follow-up question would have been why Jerry saw the truck at those wrong places, but reporters didn't want to stop him while he was rolling.
I hope Pacman isn't hanging around with Rowdy... or borrowing his outfit.
 

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Dang this team is a MESS!!! Forget trying to get the players like Pac Man I mean Adam out of those "types of places" we can not even keep the mascot on the straight and arrow. Does Rowdy hang with Adam?
 

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They've been "keep'n company" and people are starting to talk.

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After the last few years, I'm surprise that Jerry has any nevres left where Rowdis concerned. I'd a probably shot that little, well, I know that I've had enough of him and I'm not nearly as close to the situation as Jerry is.
 

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kmp77;2178087 said:
He's always doing stuff like this. Is the guy playing Rowdy "not right in the head"??? Seriously...is he 3 eggs short of a baseball field?


My thoughts as well. Who is this moron and why hasn't someone slapped him up side the head?
 

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I thought we traded Rowdy along with Dexter Coakley for Billy Volek a few years ago. Where have I been?
 

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Someone needs to pull an EL Kabong on Rowdy.

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lkelly;2178134 said:
I thought we traded Rowdy along with Dexter Coakley for Billy Volek a few years ago. Where have I been?

Sorry Sir, you are in the hospital. It seems you had a severe case of sports board dementia that caused you to go into a coma. Glad to see you are awake now.
 

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lkelly;2178134 said:
I thought we traded Rowdy along with Dexter Coakley for Billy Volek a few years ago. Where have I been?
I wish they would have acquired Volek as a backup.
 

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Boyzmamacita;2178120 said:
There's actually a forum to get rid of this guy. He has to be the most hated mascot in the history of sports, but I think he's funny with that goofy face and his attempts at dancing.

He is funny and kids freakin love him. When i went to training camp in SA, i longed for Rowdy to come around because my 2 yr old daughter was bored and getting fussy and he helped keep her entertained/distracted. All Hail Rowdy!
 

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Y'know, this Rowdy thing could be a ruse to distract from the players. If your mascot goes to a titty bar, is the Comissioner going to take action ? Perhaps "Rowdy" should live up to his name and Boogie till he pukes.... ;)
 
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