well, it starts off like this. you log into a cowboys forum somewhere - or even an opposing teams and you see a headline that says:
HEARD ON THE RADIO! TRADE RUMOR!!!!
so you click the thread and read something to the effect of:
i was driving while listening to the radio the other day and i'm not sure who was talking, (sorry, was on the phone too and people were honking at me for some reason) and some dude on the radio said that ware was going to be traded to miami for the #1 overall pick. i had to think about it at first, but the overall #1 pick when we got ware around 12?
think about it! parcells picked him so he's a parcells guy and now parcells is calling all the shots in miami, so it makes sense! we can finally get mcfadden and we'll let spencer take over the pass rush role!
what do you guys think????
and then of course you get the usual replies and calls of stupidity, but that doesn't live on. some other dough-eyed cowboy fan hurting for news sees it and hell, it's printed right there on the internet, so we must repaste it. it soon finds it ways into this forums where a 16+ page thread harps on:
1. the overall stupidity of the thread and idea
2. "this ain't madden" graphics will populate the thread
3. people will be quick to remind the poster that parcells wanted spears first so ware really isn't a parcells guy
4. someone else will want to know why ireland or sprano isn't calling the shots for players and so forth
5. someone else will compare that to jones and how come when jones does it it's bad.
6. that will bring out the jones haters to tell you why it's bad
7. that will bring out the jones defenders to say the haters hate too much
8. that will spawn at least a 6 way argument
9. we'll get a graphic in saying "in before the lock!"
10. the thread gets locked
all because someone on the freaking cell phone can't understand what's on the radio cause he's doing 2 things he shouldn't be doing when he should be driving.