DMN Blog: T.O. blasts Bruce

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T.O. blasts Bruce


I'm leading the goofball column I write for the paper with Isaac Bruce's guarantee that blew up in his face.

I figured T.O. would give me a money quote if I asked him about said guarantee. And No. 81 delivered, dramatically staring into the cameras after my questions and spitting out this gem.

"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."

I'm going to bang out that column real quick and will get back to you folks around 5 p.m. Got a whole bunch of good stuff for you from Jerry, Patrick Crayton, DeMarcus Ware, Andre Gurode, Greg Ellis and others.

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That could be his best column since the play-by-play training camp reports.
 

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WoodysGirl;1678397 said:
T.O. blasts Bruce


I'm leading the goofball column I write for the paper with Isaac Bruce's guarantee that blew up in his face.

I figured T.O. would give me a money quote if I asked him about said guarantee. And No. 81 delivered, dramatically staring into the cameras after my questions and spitting out this gem.

"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."
I'm going to bang out that column real quick and will get back to you folks around 5 p.m. Got a whole bunch of good stuff for you from Jerry, Patrick Crayton, DeMarcus Ware, Andre Gurode, Greg Ellis and others.

Posted by Tim MacMahon http://www.***BANNED-URL***/sharedcontent/dws/img/standing/icons/email.gif at 4:09 PM (E-mail this entry) | Comments (4)

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: TO is hillarious (and a True Cowboy now!!!)
 
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T.O is trying to defer attention from his case of the 'slippery fingers' to Bruce or make himself feel better that he only caught 3 balls and killed my fantasy team.
 

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McCordsville Cowboy;1678421 said:
T.O is trying to defer attention from his case of the 'slippery fingers' to Bruce or make himself feel better that he only caught 3 balls and killed my fantasy team.

hows Quinn?
 

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WoodysGirl;1678397 said:
"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."
Neither do I.

T.O. has to be loving life with the Cowboys looking like the team to beat in the NFC.
 

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"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 

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WoodysGirl;1678397 said:
T.O. blasts Bruce


I'm leading the goofball column I write for the paper with Isaac Bruce's guarantee that blew up in his face.

I figured T.O. would give me a money quote if I asked him about said guarantee. And No. 81 delivered, dramatically staring into the cameras after my questions and spitting out this gem.

"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."

I'm going to bang out that column real quick and will get back to you folks around 5 p.m. Got a whole bunch of good stuff for you from Jerry, Patrick Crayton, DeMarcus Ware, Andre Gurode, Greg Ellis and others.

Posted by Tim MacMahon http://www.***BANNED-URL***/sharedcontent/dws/img/standing/icons/email.gif at 4:09 PM (E-mail this entry) | Comments (4)

:laugh2:

Outstanding.
 

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T.O. blasts Bruce


I'm leading the goofball column I write for the paper with Isaac Bruce's guarantee that blew up in his face.
I figured T.O. would give me a money quote if I asked him about said guarantee. And No. 81 delivered, dramatically staring into the cameras after my question and spitting out this gem.
"Roger Goodell, you might want to get him drug tested," T.O. said, "because I don't know what he was thinking about."
I'm going to bang out that column real quick and will get back to you folks around 5 p.m. Got a whole bunch of good stuff for you from Jerry, Patrick Crayton, DeMarcus Ware, Andre Gurode, Greg Ellis and others.






OH SNAP!!!!:lmao2:
 
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