News: DMN: Who is the real Joseph Randle? From 'baffling' off-field incidents to 'through the roof'...

[WPBCowboysFan]

I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.

And he's not even 40 yet.

You know what they say about hitting 40:
-Never trust a fart
-Never pass a urinal
-Never waste a _ _ _ _ _ (not sure how to acceptably word that one )

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

What's weirder is that idea makes me somehow sympathetic towards him.

We've all been there.

 

[Idgit]

So it is some mysterious "fart" that made him compromise his upbringing? Whew, glad we could find a way to absolve him of accountability.

Lol. Way out on a limb, Alex. He's 100% responsible for his actions. Wet-fart and all.

Lighten up.

 

[Idgit]

And he's not even 40 yet.

You know what they say about hitting 40:
-Never trust a fart
-Never pass a urinal
-Never waste a _ _ _ _ _ (not sure how to acceptably word that one )

Now I wanna know what the blank is. But I trust your judgement.

 

[Alexander]

Lol. Way out on a limb, Alex. He's 100% responsible for his actions. Wet-fart and all.

Lighten up.

You are the one suggesting nefarious influences that nobody knows about and feeling sorry for him, saying we have "all been there". That does not exactly translate to someone who holds him accountable.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Randle is good as a backup and complimentary player, like he was last season with a 6.7 average.

What Randle is not, is a lead dog workhorse like Murray was.

And no, I am not saying we should have paid Murray, what I am saying is that we should have replaced Murray with a similar style back, not with Randle and McFadden and called it a day.

 

[Alexander]

Randle is good as a backup and complimentary player, like he was last season with a 6.7 average.

What Randle is not, is a lead dog workhorse like Murray was.

And no, I am not saying we should have paid Murray, what I am saying is that we should have replaced Murray with a similar style back, not with Randle and McFadden and called it a day.

Anyone can run behind this line. Even the intellectually deficient and emotionally stunted.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Anyone can run behind this line. Even the intellectually deficient and emotionally stunted.

I stand corrected sir

 

[Idgit]

You are the one suggesting nefarious influences that nobody knows about and feeling sorry for him, saying we have "all been there". That does not exactly translate to someone who holds him accountable.

Blech. I'll say it again, he's 100% accountable for his own actions.

I still think he pooped himself. And I still think it's funny. You're letting your urge to belittle a Cowboys player get in the way of a friendly discussion.

 

[CWR]

So it is some mysterious "fart" that made him compromise his upbringing? Whew, glad we could find a way to absolve him of accountability.

Fellas I'm fairly certain he is at least half joking here. Yall are about as serious as a heart attack lol

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

Anyone can run behind this line. Even the intellectually deficient and emotionally stunted.

Some said anyone on this board could run behind this line. I don't know. I think even Randle could beat me out. lol