DO Blog: Cowboys' New Video Board is Big. But Is It High Enough?

[dogberry]

bbgun does WG know about the other girl?

 

[bbgun]

bbgun does WG know about the other girl?

Yes, but she denied me bananas for an entire week.

 

[BigDave95]

I'm alot more worried about Buehler hitting it on kickoffs than I am McBriar hitting it on punts.

Me too. And he kicks so hard he'd probably knock the thing down. Luckily it's only 600 tons, and since that's about what Buehler benches, he can just hold it up until everyone makes it off the field safely.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Buehler jokes will never die!

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Me too. And he kicks so hard he'd probably knock the thing down. Luckily it's only 600 tons, and since that's about what Buehler benches, he can just hold it up until everyone makes it off the field safely.

:fact:

 

[DallasEast]

******************************************FOR YOUR EYES ONLY******************************************

The contents of this file was provided via a secretly recorded conversation involving the
owner, president and general manager of the National Football League's Dallas Cowboys.

The attached transcript was taken from that undisclosed discussion,
which occurred shortly after the Dallas/Arizona game of 2008.​

"Mat McBriar, specialist.
A punter barely alive. ​

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
We have the capability to build the world's first bionic punter.​

Mat McBriar will be that punter.
Better than he was before. ​

Better.​

Strong enough to kick insanely high punts.​

Faster."​

Roger Goodell will destroy this file in five seconds...

******************************************FOR YOUR EYES ONLY******************************************​

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was thinking of the South Park episode where the Orange County kids challenge the South Park kids to a danceoff, and at the end Butters kicks his shoes up and hits the lights, and they fall down and crush the OC kids

wouldn't it be cool if McBriar was punting against the Commanders, hit the videoboard and it came crashing down on them? hehe

 

[dcfanatic]

Here's former Cowboys punter Toby Gowin and Special Teams Coach Joe Avezzano discussing a very interesting topic on KTBB Radio with David Smoak...

Gowin and Coach Joe on KTBB

I had wondered about punts hitting that thing, but then I read somewhere that the Cowboys had brought Mat McBriar to the stadium and he said it was all good.

 

[dmq]

I have punted a ball over this building.

He did and I saw him do it.

 

[Hostile]

Buehler concerns me because when he takes off to fly down the field and reverse earth's axis at the same time, the vapor trail itself is capable of ripping the video board down. I hope he's careful.

This is the best Super Buehler comment I have seen to date.

 

[bbgun]

I was thinking of the South Park episode where the Orange County kids challenge the South Park kids to a danceoff, and at the end Butters kicks his shoes up and hits the lights, and they fall down and crush the OC kids

You've been served.