Do You Think Exorcism Works?

[timb2]

I know there are so many idiots out there that seemed to be possessed by their own stupidity and would love to perform an exorcism on them. Are there celebrities you wish could be cleansed of their demonic stupidity?

 

[DallasEast]

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[YosemiteSam]

Thus far, nobody has been able to exorcize me yet. So, nope. Doesn't work.

 

[DallasEast]

Thus far, nobody has been able to exorcize me yet. So, nope. Doesn't work.

I am sending Taz your way.

If seeing that does not exorcize your demons, nothing will.

 

[lukin2006]

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[Runwildboys]

I know there are so many idiots out there that seemed to be possessed by their own stupidity and would love to perform an exorcism on them. Are there celebrities you wish could be cleansed of their demonic stupidity?

How about the people responsible for making the Kardashians, Jersey Shore cast, Honey Boo Boo, and countless other undeserving people famous.

 

[Melonfeud]

Well,TIMBER#2! if one were to take into accordance concercerning to availability of written accounts ,,,from pre-flood/antediluvian/ megalithic construction days,,,pertaining to the talking about of the dispocessed unclean spirits of fabled stories ,very much akin' to that rib splitter of a laugher in which JESUS CHRIST Cast the "LEGION fer' we are MANY" ethereal casing-liners into a swine herd of excess number being over 200 ,cuz' They being of lessor(and most DEFINITELYof a greater degree of that drawn card stamped with EVIL across the back of it) subcalibre godly grooveitude ,,,&,,,er,,,ya- know the fabled story goes,,,THEM PIGS CRACKED WIDE OPEN STARK RAVING INSANE of STRICKEN SUDDEN WEIRDNESSES,,(kinda' like the operations of some websites,,,ya-know?), & LEMMINGLY LEAP OVER A frickin' cliff( No Less) INTO THE SEA,,,OH-YA,BRO! DARK& EVIL SPIRITS DEFINITELY EXISTS,,,SHEESE!,,, they've been in LOCKED DOWN BANISHMENT to DWELL UPON& WITHIN the confines of PLANET EARTH till their upcoming appointed time of RENDERED JUDGMENT,,, as the original flesh suit they've proudly sported is of No More,,,,thusly placing them in constant search of suitable ,,,er,,,HOUSING ya-know

 

[Melonfeud]

Well,TIMBER#2! if one were to take into accordance concercerning to availability of written accounts ,,,from pre-flood/anti- diluvian/ megalithic construction days,,,pertaining to the talking about of the dispocessed unclean spirits of fabled stories ,very much akin' to that rib splitter of a laugher in which JESUS CHRIST Cast the "LEGION fer' we are MANY" ethereal casing-liners into a swine herd of excess number being over 200 ,cuz' They being of lessor(and most DEFINITELYof a greater degree of that drawn card stamped with EVIL across the back of it) subcalibre godly grooveitude ,,,&,,,er,,,ya- know the fabled story goes,,,THEM PIGS CRACKED WIDE OPEN STARK RAVING INSANE of STRICKEN SUDDEN WEIRDNESSES,,(kinda' like the operations of some websites,,,ya-know?), & LEMMINGLY LEAP OVER A frickin' cliff( No Less) INTO THE SEA,,,OH-YA,BRO! DARK& EVIL SPIRITS DEFINITELY EXISTS,,,SHEESE!,,, they've been in LOCKED DOWN BANISHMENT to DWELL UPON& WITHIN the confines of PLANET EARTH till their upcoming appointed time of RENDERED JUDGMENT,,, as the original flesh suit they've proudly sported is of No More,,,,thusly placing them in constant search of suitable ,,,er,,,HOUSING ya-know

And,,,DENNIS HOPPER knows he'd of Loved to have hanged out with the Melonfeud,,,a long while

 

[Reality]

Thus far, nobody has been able to exorcize me yet. So, nope. Doesn't work.

We tried to hire people to try, but one look at your posts and we kept getting this reaction ..

 

[Hardline]

You can't possibly discuss this topic without bringing up religion. Ill have to pass on this one.

 

[Trouty]

You can't possibly discuss this topic without bringing up religion. Ill have to pass on this one.

Heathen!

 

[GMO415]

Yes. I'm my.line of work I've come across one person who I believed was probably possessed.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Yes. I'm my.line of work I've come across one person who I believed was probably possessed.

Come on man! It doesn't matter what line of work you work in, because you are the subject!!!

 

[YosemiteSam]

Heathen!

You rang?

 

[YosemiteSam]

We tried to hire people to try, but one look at your posts and we kept getting this reaction ..

...and I always thought that was how you said hello in some language / culture i didn't know.

 

[Cowpolk]

Yes. I'm my.line of work I've come across one person who I believed was probably possessed.

Thanks

 

[Chrispierce]

I could elaborate easily,but without divinity? No.
I will say one must understand the difference between “possessed” and “oppressed”. You can’t help someone who’s possessed,because they’re hearts a possession of evil spirits. And make no mistake about it,evil spirits are very real and nothing to fool around with. They’ll play big time games with you too,those sneaky little crafty dirtbags. Like I’ve been oppressed due to people I was in relationships with,or people and subjects I was associating with. I always know too,because it makes my stomach sour,or throw up. It gets in you...but I don’t think they like the taste of my heart and soul,it’s bitter to them.
My advice? Be very careful what you wish for,and interests and people you involve yourselves in...because you just might get what you’re after.

 

[Melonfeud]

We tried to hire people to try, but one look at your posts and we kept getting this reaction ..

BAWAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


that's HILARIOUS

 

[Melonfeud]

You rang?

"Philistine calling",,(,more persistent & less pretty than the AVON LADY,,,yet prompt,NEVERTHELESS)

 

[dallasdave]

Thanks