Do you think those kids are biologically Michael Jackson's?

Jon88

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I have my doubts. They just don't really look like him. I've heard rumors that his father castrated him when he was a teenager to preserve his voice. I don't if that's true or not, but his high-pitched voice, no adam's apple, and smooth skin points to it maybe being the case.
 

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Well, I have the answer now. Debbie Rowe, his former wife, just revealed that they aren't. The castration part might be a hoax too, because she also said Lisa Marie Presley refused to have his kid.
 

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Jon88;2828959 said:
I have my doubts. They just don't really look like him. I've heard rumors that his father castrated him when he was a teenager to preserve his voice. I don't if that's true or not, but his high-pitched voice, no adam's apple, and smooth skin points to it maybe being the case.

Does it really matter? He has raised them and cared for them and will ensure they and their children never have to worry about money if they are smart...
 

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jksmith269;2828968 said:
Does it really matter? He has raised them and cared for them and will ensure they and their children never have to worry about money if they are smart...

Just out of curiousity. He claims they were, but they don't look like him.
 

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Heck no they ain't his kids.

As for the castration part, I highly doubt that.
 

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Not a chance they are his kids...biologically

But since he's the one who raised them, God help them, they are his kids.
 

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Yeagermeister;2829121 said:
Not a chance they are his kids...biologically

But since he's the one who raised them, God help them, they are his kids.
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Oh, they're his alright.

http://img11.*************/img11/1908/mjjackets.jpg
 

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Jon88;2828959 said:
I have my doubts. They just don't really look like him. I've heard rumors that his father castrated him when he was a teenager to preserve his voice. I don't if that's true or not, but his high-pitched voice, no adam's apple, and smooth skin points to it maybe being the case.

Jon, I'd really rather not have the image of Michael having sex in my head, thank you very much...
 

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Jon88;2828971 said:
Just out of curiousity. He claims they were, but they don't look like him.

Indeed they don't. They look like normal humans. (from what I could see through the sacks on their heads).
 

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CliffnMesquite;2829397 said:
Indeed they don't. They look like normal humans. (from what I could see through the sacks on their heads).

They apparently haven't started the process of surgical alteration... if they purchase a time share in a plastic surgeon's office, we'll know he really was their daddy...
 

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bbgun;2829337 said:
Oh, they're his alright.

http://img11.*************/img11/1908/mjjackets.jpg

:laugh2:

The sad part of this is that these children, probably grown by now, will have to live with the fact that somebody once made them dress like this and take a photo that is now on the Net.

Talk about trauma.
 

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ABQCOWBOY;2829511 said:
:laugh2:

The sad part of this is that these children, probably grown by now, will have to live with the fact that somebody once made them dress like this and take a photo that is now on the Net.

Talk about trauma.

:laugh2:

I still cringe at the plaid outfit my mom had me in for one of my old school photos.

Everyone once in a while at family gatherings we will look though the old photo albums and we come across that pic and I turn to my mom and say...What in the bald headed hell were you thinking about when you picked that outfit out and made me wear it on picture day. :laugh2:
 
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