Does Elliott have OCD?

munkee

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Doubt it. But beards. It's easy to get this weird habit of constantly stroking them. It drives everyone around you bananas.

Or beard lice?

Every time the camera caught him on the sideline he was stroking, pulling, scratching his beard.

LOL. He works the hell out of that beard.
 

Silver N Blue

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Or beard lice?

Every time the camera caught him on the sideline he was stroking, pulling, scratching his beard.

LOL. He works the hell out of that beard.
He could have lice for all I care as long as he is on the field when it counts:)...but yeah he was using his beard like a millennial uses a cell phone...
 

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Zeke didnt need something to make his head look larger. His beard does that.
 

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I think Zeke has OCD which is the psychiatric term for addictive behavior....he keeps doing dumb stuff after dumb stuff when he gets some alcohol or weed or drugs in
himself...he was caught saying he needed to spend all day in sauna to beat pee test...i use to do stuff like that too in US Navy....why would Zeke do any kind of drugs
while in NFL and lose all that he has gotten?.....because he cannot help himself...OCD obessive compulsive disorder...or addictive personality...cannot help himself
...he has wrecked his car twice...got 100 mph speed ticket...went into marijuana shop...pulled down a womans bra on camera....punched a guy out in a bar on 2 separate
occasions...was with a person who got arrested for carrying a handgun....and he did all of these things while under investigative suspicion for domestic violence....normal people play it safe when under investigation and in the public eye
Look at all of the incidences Zeke has gotten himself in?...8 different incidences that we know of since being under investigation...this is out of control behavior in many texts
on human behavior...and because he is such a gifted athlete the cowboys and people in general cover for him...but it does not help him in the long run....if he does have OCD
or addctive personality...he will continue getting into trouble because he cant help himself until he gets honest and gets some help
 

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You realize this was a joke, right? I wasn't serious about it.

Ignorance can be funny but if you're going that route I would go for more the goofball tone as opposed to what you did.

Delivery is important. Else it's just not very funny.
 

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Ignorance can be funny but if you're going that route I would go for more the goofball tone as opposed to what you did.

Delivery is important. Else it's just not very funny.

And yet most people in this thread knew it was a joke, tongue in cheek.

Seems the problem was all on your end.
 

FuzzyLumpkins

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And yet most people in this thread knew it was a joke, tongue in cheek.

Seems the problem was all on your end.

Most? Most people in the thread answered it at face value. We can go post by post and look if you'd really like.
 

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I think Zeke has OCD which is the psychiatric term for addictive behavior....he keeps doing dumb stuff after dumb stuff when he gets some alcohol or weed or drugs in
himself...he was caught saying he needed to spend all day in sauna to beat pee test...i use to do stuff like that too in US Navy....why would Zeke do any kind of drugs
while in NFL and lose all that he has gotten?.....because he cannot help himself...OCD obessive compulsive disorder...or addictive personality...cannot help himself
...he has wrecked his car twice...got 100 mph speed ticket...went into marijuana shop...pulled down a womans bra on camera....punched a guy out in a bar on 2 separate
occasions...was with a person who got arrested for carrying a handgun....and he did all of these things while under investigative suspicion for domestic violence....normal people play it safe when under investigation and in the public eye
Look at all of the incidences Zeke has gotten himself in?...8 different incidences that we know of since being under investigation...this is out of control behavior in many texts
on human behavior...and because he is such a gifted athlete the cowboys and people in general cover for him...but it does not help him in the long run....if he does have OCD
or addctive personality...he will continue getting into trouble because he cant help himself until he gets honest and gets some help
ADHD would be a better fit if anything...fidgeting, dumb choices which seem to be very impulsive in nature, saying stuff without thinking... clowning around all the time, interrupting people... yoy guys wanna go ride bikes?!?
 

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Society:

Zeke has a condition. Maybe adhd mixxed with perv tendencies.

Me:

I guess he saw some action later that night and he probably smokes...hope he doesn't get caught ;)
 

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LOL I doubt it. When i was younger and had a full beard similar to Zeke's i would do the same. I don't think you really notice how foolish it looks until someone points it out to you. My wife hated it so i had to stop. Never munched on my beard though....

Well, later on in the season I will trim / chew my mustache pretty bad the tighter/ closer the games are,,, not only while on the couch by myself, I even catch myself doing it at a sports bar watching the games sometimes,,,, strange?,, I know.
I'm thinking that was just a nervous habit he's picked up while in deep thought ,,,over what's being said about him and working that beard has a calming effect,,, the guy was dressed out to play,,,you don't take a race horse to the track, put it in the paddock and then leave it there while the other horses line up in the starting gate,,, he was naturally keyed up.
 
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