Twitter: Dr. Jerry "Claiborne has strained groin"

[ElGatoGrande]

Is Jerry saying we may have Mo back against Cleveland?? Wth!! That's incredible if true. It was reported as torn.

Even if he's ready (and, hallelujah, we may have dodged a bullet), sit him for CLE, we will definitely need him for PIT the following Sunday.

For all the times Jerry ("the doctor") has been wrong, please let this be a rare time he is right. Please baby Jebus.

No doubt the Pittsburgh game is the one we need our best secondary on the field,,, but that's probably too optimistic.

 

[Trouty]

He's out against Cleveland for sure. Still no definite timetable.

Thanks for the thread, WG, still giddy at the prospect that this may not be as bad as originally thought. Mo has been straight balling this year

 

[Trouty]

No doubt the Pittsburgh game is the one we need our best secondary on the field,,, but that's probably too optimistic.

Yeah, I'm really confused at this news. If we get him back for PIT, that would be incredible (however unlikely), due to all the reports of a severe strain/torn groin/sports hernia.

 

[LandryFan]

soooo out for Cleveland, back for Pittsburgh?

such a vague ending comment from ol' Dr. Jerr

Kind of like a doctor telling you "you're going to die" and then walking out the door.

 

[LandryFan]

likes for any and all Archer references,,,

 

[tyke1doe]

Well, if you're going to pull a groin, do it when your next opponent is the Browns.
Mo's timing couldn't have been better.

 

[tyke1doe]

Jerry may not be correct on the timetable, but I would think he would know the difference between a sprained groin and a sports hernia. Different medical diagnoses.

 

[lkelly]

Jerry's source:

 

[LandryFan]

My best guess...after Thanksgiving. Groin injuries, even a mild strain, are one of those things that can linger.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

 

[LandryFan]

Yep, that's the mistake a lot of people on here make. They think Jerry's a doctor, but he's really a faith healer...

 

[Doomsday101]

Just as Dallas gave Scandrick time to heal without rushing him back they will need to do the same for Claiborne. Last thing this team needs to do is try and rush him back only to have this linger heading into post season.

 

[drawandstrike]

Yep, that's the mistake a lot of people on here make. They think Jerry's a doctor, but he's really a faith healer...

I studied Aikido for 12 years. Amazing how many people still 'fall' - literally - for faith healing hucksters like him. He just puts his hands on the side of that woman's face and moves in about half an inch. That's all it takes. Son of a ***** did to her THREE times. The first time she's actually still walking towards him. Very dangerous if not done correctly. Even with those handlers there to catch her, she could be injured. Sorry to get off topic, but watching that fills me with fury.

 

[Clove]

That's awesome. I wish I had something else clever to say.

 

[DeaconBlues]

So, I guess this means services for Mo will be announced on Monday????

 

[Bizwah]

He also mentioned Jaylon Smith is, "on the cusp".

Hehehe....now this thread will reach 30 pages.

 

[guag]

Groins are no joke

Except when footballs are thrown at them.

 

[guag]

I studied Aikido for 12 years. Amazing how many people still 'fall' - literally - for faith healing hucksters like him. He just puts his hands on the side of that woman's face and moves in about half an inch. That's all it takes. Son of a ***** did to her THREE times. The first time she's actually still walking towards him. Very dangerous if not done correctly. Even with those handlers there to catch her, she could be injured. Sorry to get off topic, but watching that fills me with fury.

Wait... I feel like I'm missing something. Are these faith healers actually performing some kind of Aikido move on these people when they fall down? I always thought it was just an act.

 

[Dale]

So a groin amputation will be happening come Monday.

 

[drawandstrike]

Wait... I feel like I'm missing something. Are these faith healers actually performing some kind of Aikido move on these people when they fall down? I always thought it was just an act.

Nope. Look where he places his hands on her face as she's moving towards him. It's really obvious the 1st time he sends her to the floor.