Twitter: Dr. Jerry "Claiborne has strained groin"

[adbutcher]

Mediots really need to stick to reporting the facts without trying to be humorous. It doesn't take a rocket scientist or a physician to speak with a doctor and report what the Dr. has said.

 

[ondaedg]

I wonder how many times Morris had to drop his drawers and cough.

Edit: Not that I care or anything! Lol! Someone just reminded me that this may be construed in the wrong way. Haha! Let's just say that I've had my share of hernia close calls!

 

[WoodysGirl]

Mediots really need to stick to reporting the facts without trying to be humorous. It doesn't take a rocket scientist or a physician to speak with a doctor and report what the Dr. has said.

You realize the Dr. Jerry thing was me and not the tweet? lol BTW, I stole that from twitter.

 

[DallasDomination]

Yeah and Jaylon Smith just has a tired foot..he completely ignores the fact he literally can't lift it.

Dr. Jerry is where people go for hope..he tells you what you want to hear.

 

[Jinxx13x]

Saw a thread started by a member on the DallasCowboys.com Board say he heard today on 105.3 the fan Jerry Jones say Mo has a Strained Groin and would be back soon. Did anyone else hear this ? Is this true? last i heard it was a hernia

Or is this Jerry just flapping his gums ? great news if its true

 

[visionary]

Jerry said........

I would stop listening right there

 

[Rob-G]

Dr Jerruh or Dr Kevorkian Steel Cage Match....who wins?

 

[plymkr]

Sweet, Thank you for posting. I'm pumped

 

[TheHerd]

My best guess...after Thanksgiving. Groin injuries, even a mild strain, are one of those things that can linger.

And groin injuries can seem totally healed until you sprint all out. Let's hope Mo takes the time needed and comes back where he left off.

 

[theogt]

He'll sit for a few weeks, Brown will ball, then we can argue that Claiborne should sit 'cause team chemistry and stuffs.

 

[dallasdave]

Thanks for the thread, WG, still giddy at the prospect that this may not be as bad as originally thought. Mo has been straight balling this year

 

[dallasdave]

Is Jerry saying we may have Mo back against Cleveland?? Wth!! That's incredible if true. It was reported as torn (or sports hernia, depending on source).

Even if he's ready (and, hallelujah, we may have dodged a bullet), sit him for CLE, we will definitely need him for PIT the following Sunday.

For all the times Jerry ("the doctor") has been wrong, please let this be a rare time he is right. Please, baby Jebus.

ETA -- I will find it a small miracle if he is back inside of a month, but I digress. Groins are no joke, but Cooper played with Plantar Fasciitis, not quite as severe, but major for a WR and balled out.

No joke indeed

 

[Zman5]

Yep, that's the mistake a lot of people on here make. They think Jerry's a doctor, but he's really a faith healer...

When did Ric Flair start being a faith healer?

 

[robbieruff]

I studied Aikido for 12 years. Amazing how many people still 'fall' - literally - for faith healing hucksters like him. He just puts his hands on the side of that woman's face and moves in about half an inch. That's all it takes. Son of a ***** did to her THREE times. The first time she's actually still walking towards him. Very dangerous if not done correctly. Even with those handlers there to catch her, she could be injured. Sorry to get off topic, but watching that fills me with fury.

Very cool. One of my mom's long-time friends is Steven Seagal. And my best friend's uncle is Harry Eto.

 

[Tabascocat]

Very cool. One of my mom's long-time friends is Steven Seagal. And my best friend's uncle is Harry Eto.

You ever get to meet Kelly LeBrock??

 

[robbieruff]

You ever get to meet Kelly LeBrock??

lol. No. only his wife ("the nanny") some years later. And this Chinese/Mongolian model he was in love with. But alas never Kelly.

 

[SportsGuru80]

I'll say he'll be back after the Pittsburgh game.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

When does it end? I've been watching it for hours.

 

[CATCH17]

So does anyone think it's a hernia that he'll just play with?


If he can come back and actually be healthy that is so huge.

 

[Jarv]

He'll sit for a few weeks, Brown will ball, then we can argue that Claiborne should sit 'cause team chemistry and stuffs.

Did you get your Q and C backwards here...lol