Drop the Drapes!

[MileyDancer]

To heck with that.

Just open the roof and the doors

Thank you.

 

[lkelly]

Leaves to go check Urban Dictionary...

 

[Nightman]

This whole issue really is a head-scratcher. What do the Jones' have against putting up shades?

They use curtains for concerts and other events but he doesn't want to deter from the Party Zones and SRO crowd

 

[big dog cowboy]

Hopefully, Jerry either found the drawstrings, or called a good plantation shutter guy.

The sun will be big and bright on Sunday, and it'll be screaming in low from the west windows in the second half. Receivers will be blinded when they look back to the QB for the ball.

I know you love your pretty building, but drop the damn curtains, Uncle Fester.

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. The Cowboys aren't going to change the way they have been doing business since they opened the place.

 

[DenCWBY]

Why? I have it on good authority our players are starting to grow second eyelids as an evolutionary adaptation.

Polarized contact lenses. ? This or welding helmets? Hmmmmmm, I like it!!

 

[xwalker]

Hopefully, Jerry either found the drawstrings, or called a good plantation shutter guy.

The sun will be big and bright on Sunday, and it'll be screaming in low from the west windows in the second half. Receivers will be blinded when they look back to the QB for the ball.

I know you love your pretty building, but drop the damn curtains, Uncle Fester.

I don't give a rat's rippy freak about the sun. Both teams have to deal with it.

 

[Risen Star]

That was one of the things I hated about Texas Stadium. That stupid half sun/half shade field. You'd think that would have been addressed in the new joint. It's a joke.

 

[Risen Star]

And admit they made a mistake?

If they agree to talk to themselves in the mirror would you be cool with no changes for life?

 

[Aven8]

To heck with that.

Just open the roof and the doors

And have the personal seat license folks sweat?? Never.

 

[Aven8]

That was one of the things I hated about Texas Stadium. That stupid half sun/half shade field. You'd think that would have been addressed in the new joint. It's a joke.

But that was so God could watch the Cowboys!! Now he has to stream it because we never open the roof!

 

[Maxmadden]

How do you build a billion dollar stadium and not factor the sun into it? I realize both teams have to deal with it, but it was a problem in the old stadium and it could have been totally eliminated with about 15 degrees. just boggles my mind.

Guessing billionaires just think differently than us millionaires.

 

[MRV52]

Jerry buys a helicopter but what he really needs is drapes and mattresses.

 

[dallasdave]

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Zeke looked at her once and said, "I'd......

Never mind, here's a better one.

Humpty Dumpty say on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
He was put on IR,
Because he slid on his butt funny and cracked his back and forced Jerry to sign Butt Fumble to back up Dak but at least they had Zeke to lead the league in rushing.

TOTALLY AWESOME!!

 

[dallasdave]

Erod, can we have a Zeke poem?

 

[Trouty]

I don't give a rat's rippy freak about the sun. Both teams have to deal with it.

But that Miley Cyrus blasting at 130 decibels gets you every time, X!

 

[dallasdave]

But that Miley Cyrus blasting at 130 decibels gets you every time, X!

I like wrecking ball

 

[Trouty]

I like wrecking ball

I think @xwalker would like to take a wrecking ball to the PA system, Dave

 

[dallasdave]

I think @xwalker would like to take a wrecking ball to the PA system, Dave

I just liked Mileys outfit.

 

[Trouty]

I just liked Mileys outfit.

Lmao!! Hell yeah, brudda! Lol!

 

[Beast_from_East]

Why do you build a billion dollar stadium and not have it running north to south?

Not one single person thought about the sun when designing a stadium that is facing east to west with giant glass windows behind each endzone?

Wow