E-Girls poem a must read

[TX Cowboy]

Twas the night before the playoffs
And throughout the NFL
The entire league was laughing
At the franchise from hell

It started in September
As the birds traveled South
When a 150 lb Corner
Punched big Jerimiah in the mouth

The Georgia Dome was rocking
Likes waves crashing in to Maui
Lavalas up the middle
Uh Oh, Little Donnie got an owie.

Sports hernia! Fibula! Lis Franc!
Whats the reason?
Maybe these fragile boys will
Toughen up for next season

The loses mounted
And kept getting worse
When the Eagles went to Dallas
Did they get smoked? Of course!

I thought the Eagles were good
And they had the great TO
But that didnt work out now did it?
No Philly Yo. Just Ho Ho Ho.

The rematch with Dallas:
For revenge Philly was hopin
And it looked pretty good
Til McNabb found Roy wide open!

And then came Seattle
At home, we should win!
But the only sound heard at the Linc
Was a lonely dropped pin.

But there is salary cap space
Player acquisition is the goal
But management wont spend the money
Instead of free agents, youll only get coal

Rooting for the Eagles
Now theres a lost cause
Oh well you can always egg buses
And boo Santa Claus