News: ESPN: Ex-(Cowboys)-QB Mark Sanchez arrested, faces three possible charges

[CT Dal Fan]

Didn't say that in orig article..

Was added by OP.

I am sure someone in the media somewhere did it though

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

I'm surprised the guy doesn't get into more fights. I mean, I can see people going, "Hey aren't you San... uh... Mar... Butt Fumbles! Look Honey, It's Butt Fumbles!"

 

[AbeBeta]

Butt... that's the part 2 story when he enters the penal system...

He has money -- he isn't going to that sort of prison.

 

[diamonddelts]

He has money -- he isn't going to that sort of prison.

Exactly. But I wish he would. He is Charmin soft and would not last five minutes in general population.

 

[sbuscha]

The 69 year old man's job was to come to the restaurant loading dock area and haul away their used cooking oil. Sanchez was not driving or parking at the time. Sanchez was running wind sprints after midnight in that alley.

Sanchez was drunk. Had alcohol on his breath. Not sure his dehydration method of choice should be Vodka when running wind sprints. Sanchez is an absolute *** for getting into the passenger seat of a 69 year old man to bully him out of the way. The old man pepper prayed him and Sanchez reacted to it. Good thing the old many didn't a 9MM

 

[shabazz]

I still can believe that Sanchez has a more impressive resume than Romo and Dak, as he can't even hold their jock straps in playing the position.

4-2 in the playoffs and 2 AFC Championship games

We all know that Qbs are mostly judged by playoff wins and losses. We didn't make this rule so take it up with the people that hand out the Gold Jackets

 

[Cowfan75Lives]

He steals cars like he played football.

 

[StarW]

He has money -- he isn't going to that sort of prison.

I feel ya, butt... I just couldn't resist the bait.

On the real: Sanchez def needs at least some anger management. I mean ex-NFL player attacks 69 year old trying to dispose of fry grease??? That's as suspect as it gets

 

[triplets_93]

I feel ya, butt... I just couldn't resist the bait.

On the real: Sanchez def needs at least some anger management. I mean ex-NFL player attacks 69 year old trying to dispose of fry grease??? That's as suspect as it gets

Who knows...Maybe Indiana has Anger Management classes in their penitentiary...

 

[cmoney23]

A former NFL player attacking you and pepper spray not working honestly sounds terrifying, Sanchez is lucky he only just got stabbed.

You got details?

 

[stinkface]

You got details?

https://nypost.com/2025/10/04/sport...lowing-stabbing-incident-at-indianapolis-pub/

 

[triplets_93]

Legal view from Mike Florio...

 

[Rayman70]

It was a trash thing to do. Bad human beings come in all walks of life. No matter financial stature and popularity.

 

[Silverz1972]

real life butt fumble.

 

[JJ1986]

I don't get it; why would he THROW away a cushy broadcasting career over a few dumb decisions? He needs to go to rehab and take back control of his life

 

[Rayman70]

He went after and could have killed an old man. Insane

 

[rambo2]

I don't get it; why would he THROW away a cushy broadcasting career over a few dumb decisions? He needs to go to rehab and take back control of his life

Alcohol

 

[rambo2]

I don't get it; why would he THROW away a cushy broadcasting career over a few dumb decisions? He needs to go to rehab and take back control of his life

He should do a little time and pay for what he did. He should pay the guy a couple of million.

 

[diamonddelts]

He should do a little time and pay for what he did. He should pay the guy a couple of million.

Yes sir. 100%

 

[StarW]

Who knows...Maybe Indiana has Anger Management classes in their penitentiary...

He can def work on his wind sprints out there on the yard... Plus, think about the positives. He's already learned how to survive a knife attack if he accidentally picks a fight with the wrong prison gang.