Fan call to arms: Giants hate propaganda

[vlad]

All my fellow fans, as if I needed one more reason to hate the giants (and trust me the last decade in NY has been trying), I went out on a blind date last night with a girl that actually turned out to be great except....massive giants fan. Trash talking ensued and well then she actually knew enough to throw "what have you guys won, like 1 playoff game in 20 years"

Anyway - any giants hate, images, gifs, jokes, etc..would be appreciated because let's be honest - as much as I like this girl we have to put these giants fans in their place.
Thanks!

 

[erod]

Sadly, she's right.

This year will change that.

 

[whynot]

screw the Giants.

Luckiest team in the NFL.

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

They really are the luckiest. But the o-rings really aren't worth the time.

 

[Tabascocat]

I would drop it until yall are more serious. No reason to push her away this early. Just be thankful that she likes football

In a few years, you can convert her. My wife was an Oilers/Titans fan and now she is a diehard Boys fan!

 

[bayeslife]

Worry about that stuff later.

Brainwashing is so much easier once you're in a relationship, trust me. I'm currently dating a Giants fan who's basically worn every Cowboys jersey I own.

 

[vlad]

I know we don't have much to stand on recently, thus my crowdsourcing approach! The Romo debate alone was frustrating enough...

...hopefully it changes this year (damn O and D line again...)

 

[FiveRings]

I'm friends with a girl who's dad used to work for the Giants. I catch hell every time I'm there lol. If you wanna pull up some Giants trash: Miracle in the Meadowlands Part Two

 

[WV Cowboy]

All my fellow fans, as if I needed one more reason to hate the giants (and trust me the last decade in NY has been trying), I went out on a blind date last night with a girl that actually turned out to be great except....massive giants fan. Trash talking ensued and well then she actually knew enough to throw "what have you guys won, like 1 playoff game in 20 years"

Run, .. run away as fast as you can!

Find a good Cow-girl.

edit: LOL, I initially put that without the hyphen, but the site filter changed it to Cowboy, .. which was NOT my suggestion.

 

[CrownCowboy]

We haven't won much in a long while, that is true.........

But in the end, when you tally up everything, you get the following facts:

The Dallas Cowboys lead the overall series between games played against the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have more overall playoff wins than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have won more NFC East division titles than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have won more NFC Championships than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have been to more Super Bowls than the New York Giants.

And I don't care how long it's been...........The Dallas Cowboys have won more Super Bowls than the New York Giants.

All of these facts are valid DESPITE that we haven't done anything in almost 20 years. Tell her to put those in her pipe and smoke it.

 

[Crown Royal]

Pics of girl?

Sometimes it is strategically beneficial to lose one small argument if you know what I mean.

 

[dmq]

Hope you left her with the bill.

 

[BrassCowboy]

I agree, use the loss of argument to your advantage for awhile, then when you get serious together, then it may be ok to talk football

 

[texbumthelife]

I dated a knowledgable Commanders fan who was actually from DC. I feel for you bro.

 

[ClarenceDarrow]

If she's going to go on history, the Cowboys win the argument, as Crowncowboy pointed out. If she's going on recent/current stuff, both teams are 0-0, neither team made the playoffs last season, and they split the series in 2012. Nobody has bragging rights!

Either she has to accept that history is on our side, or she's arbitrarily narrowing it to a specific window, which is fallacious. Of course, logical argumentation rarely works in sports talk.

 

[Idgit]

Tell her if she plays her cards right she might get luckier than Eli-Manning-to-David-Tyree-in-the-Superbowl.

 

[texbumthelife]

If she's going to go on history, the Cowboys win the argument, as Crowncowboy pointed out. If she's going on recent/current stuff, both teams are 0-0, neither team made the playoffs last season, and they split the series in 2012. Nobody has bragging rights!

Either she has to accept that history is on our side, or she's arbitrarily narrowing it to a specific window, which is fallacious. Of course, logical argumentation rarely works in conversations with women.

Fixed

 

[vlad]

Oh, I'm not looking to push her away - this is a good way to kind of mess with each other on...if some girl ever made decisions on who to be with based on their fandom, well that wou

We haven't won much in a long while, that is true.........

But in the end, when you tally up everything, you get the following facts:

The Dallas Cowboys lead the overall series between games played against the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have more overall playoff wins than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have won more NFC East division titles than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have won more NFC Championships than the New York Giants.

The Dallas Cowboys have been to more Super Bowls than the New York Giants.

And I don't care how long it's been...........The Dallas Cowboys have won more Super Bowls than the New York Giants.

All of these facts are valid DESPITE that we haven't done anything in almost 20 years. Tell her to put those in her pipe and smoke it.

Thanks Crown - will be keeping these in my back pocket! I already threw the 5 superbowls in her face, haha...and I love the "DESPITE" part...nice!


I need to find some photos to text her of eli or someone getting lit up!

Crown Royal - I don't know much, but I know enough not to post her photo online, hahah...that's just inviting trouble.

 

[Crown Royal]

Oh, I'm not looking to push her away - this is a good way to kind of mess with each other on...if some girl ever made decisions on who to be with based on their fandom, well that wou

Thanks Crown - will be keeping these in my back pocket! I already threw the 5 superbowls in her face, haha...and I love the "DESPITE" part...nice!

I need to find some photos to text her of eli or someone getting lit up!

Crown Royal - I don't know much, but I know enough not to post her photo online, hahah...that's just inviting trouble.

 

[TheDude]

All my fellow fans, as if I needed one more reason to hate the giants (and trust me the last decade in NY has been trying), I went out on a blind date last night with a girl that actually turned out to be great except....massive giants fan. Trash talking ensued and well then she actually knew enough to throw "what have you guys won, like 1 playoff game in 20 years"

Anyway - any giants hate, images, gifs, jokes, etc..would be appreciated because let's be honest - as much as I like this girl we have to put these giants fans in their place.
Thanks!

did you impale her?