Fellas, I know it hurts, but she's off the market....

TruBlueCowboy

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Sorry to crush your hopes. I know many of you will have to put away that centerfold you've been holding since 1970.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/minnelli im sick of sex_31_03_2006

MINNELLI: 'I'M SICK OF SEX'

Legendary performer LIZA MINNELLI has declared she is through with sex and just wants to find a partner who is kind and has some integrity. Minnelli split from fourth husband, producer DAVID GEST in 2003 and their divorce is still pending, so the singer insists she won't be racing back down the aisle anytime soon. She explains, "Look at my track record - I have good taste in friends and lousy taste in husbands." The 60-year-old, who has survived addiction problems and two hip replacements, is cautious when it comes to her love life She admits she's "seeing a couple of people" but insists, "I'm sick of sex! I don't give a rat's #$*$#! I care about integrity and kindness." Although Minnelli admits to having some regrets over the years she adds, "They're not enough to slow me down. There's too much to look forward to."

P.S. Mods please delete if this is too graphic. Wasn't sure if this fits in those adult joke guidelines since there's no graphic detail. Of course, imagining life under the covers with her is enough to get you banned in 37 countries.
 

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TruBlueCowboy said:
Sorry to crush your hopes. I know many of you will have to put away that centerfold you've been holding since 1970.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/minnelli im sick of sex_31_03_2006

MINNELLI: 'I'M SICK OF SEX'

Legendary performer LIZA MINNELLI has declared she is through with sex and just wants to find a partner who is kind and has some integrity. Minnelli split from fourth husband, producer DAVID GEST in 2003 and their divorce is still pending, so the singer insists she won't be racing back down the aisle anytime soon. She explains, "Look at my track record - I have good taste in friends and lousy taste in husbands." The 60-year-old, who has survived addiction problems and two hip replacements, is cautious when it comes to her love life She admits she's "seeing a couple of people" but insists, "I'm sick of sex! I don't give a rat's #$*$#! I care about integrity and kindness." Although Minnelli admits to having some regrets over the years she adds, "They're not enough to slow me down. There's too much to look forward to."

P.S. Mods please delete if this is too graphic. Wasn't sure if this fits in those adult joke guidelines since there's no graphic detail. Of course, imagining life under the covers with her is enough to get you banned in 37 countries.

There goes CBZ's dream woman :(
 

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I thought her character and storyline on Arrested Development was classic.

Her and Buster, kind of made you want to burn your eyes out....
 

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jackrussell said:
I thought her character and storyline on Arrested Development was classic.

Her and Buster, kind of made you want to burn your eyes out....

LOL

Thinking the same thing as I read that.

Oh man was that show hilarious! :lmao2:

Well at least she has a sense of humor about it.
 
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TruBlueCowboy said:
Fellas, I know it hurts, but she's off the market....

I'm not sure what "market" she was on, but someone needs to let them know their stuff is wayyyyyy stale!!
 
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