Reverend Conehead
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Maybe that's the answer. Find Bigfoot and hire him to be our pass rusher. This is a pretty good article.
Full article: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2...ng-war-daddy-de-has-been-chasing-down-bigfoot
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Friday, April 14, 2017 6:14 PM CDT
FRISCO, Texas – For the Dallas Cowboys, going on their 58th NFL season and two weeks from their 57th NFL draft, gosh, they must feel like they’ve been searching for Bigfoot …
When it comes to drafting pass-rushing defensive ends.
Oh, they’ve had their needs over the years. And they’ve certainly taken their cuts, from the forgettable Ray Krause, Nate Borden and John Gonzaga, the first three defensive ends selected, they in the 1960 expansion draft, all the way to the 54th and last one taken, Charles Tapper, in the fourth round of the 2016 draft.
But their batting average of success rests comfortably below the Mendoza Line, the poor sap, Mario Mendoza, whose batting average in the Majors always hovered either right above or right below .200. He then became known as the line of demarcation between average at best and pathetic.
The Cowboys, in their existence, are basically hitting a humbling .167 when it comes to finding Pro Bowl defensive ends. In 54 attempts, starting in 1960, the Cowboys have come away with nine Pro Bowl defensive ends. Nine!
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Full article: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2...ng-war-daddy-de-has-been-chasing-down-bigfoot