Fire GM Jerry Jones: An Open Appeal to the Owner

Ryan of Dallas

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To my fellow fans,

I'm sick of the losing. If you're like me, you've lost all confidence in Jerry Jones as a general manager and absolutely cannot stomach another season with no playoff wins. It is because of this frustration that a few of us have launched...If you're ready for a change at the top, please drop on by and show your support by leaving a comment. I know JJ never give up control, but perhaps we can band together and make our silver & blue voices heard!

Go Cowboys!
~Ryan


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bbgun;2555242 said:
Sic semper tyrannis!

Thats Latin darling .... Clearly mr bbgun is an educated man,now I really hate him .....

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zrinkill;2555247 said:
Thats Latin darling .... Clearly mr bbgun is an educated man,now I really hate him .....

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Nah, just a Lincoln buff.
 

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bbgun;2555242 said:
Sic semper tyrannis!

Ugh, that's a wee bit unseemly...

Lincoln had a secretary named Jones, and Jones had a running back named Lincoln...
 

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Venger;2555254 said:
Ugh, that's a wee bit unseemly...

Lincoln had a secretary named Jones, and Jones had a running back named Lincoln...

Four score and seven face surgeries ago ...
 

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I'm pretty sure your letter is sitting on his desk at this very moment. In the morning when he comes in, he will read it. Or...maybe after lunch.
 

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You have three options

1) Jerry as GM
2) Stephen as GM and
3) Go be a fan of another team.

Those are the only three possibilities. Anything else is just pipe dreams.
 

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Jerry doesn't need to go anywhere. He just needs fire Wade Philips and hire Mike Shanahan.

Everyone seems to think he's doing so bad. He's brought a lot of talent to this team. He just needs a head coach to tie it all together.

He just needs to realize that by sticking with Wade he is actually blinking in the face adversity.

Sometimes that last step can seem like a doozy. Don't blink Jerry.
 

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Air Force One;2555279 said:
Jerry doesn't need to go anywhere. He just needs fire Wade Philips and hire Mike Shanahan.

Everyone seems to think he's doing so bad. He's brought a lot of talent to this team. He just needs a head coach to tie it all together.

He just needs to realize that by sticking with Wade he is actually blinking in the face adversity.

Sometimes that last step can seem like a doozy. Don't blink Jerry.

This Jerry-is-risk-averse theme that's emerging cracks me up.
 

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Air Force One;2555279 said:
Jerry doesn't need to go anywhere. He just needs fire Wade Philips and hire Mike Shanahan.

Everyone seems to think he's doing so bad. He's brought a lot of talent to this team. He just needs a head coach to tie it all together.

He just needs to realize that by sticking with Wade he is actually blinking in the face adversity.

Sometimes that last step can seem like a doozy. Don't blink Jerry.


Yes, Jerry needs the coach and he needs to realize that. He doesn't have to fire Wade. He needs to ask Wade how committed he really is to winning? OK Wade, I'm just as committed too. How do you feel about working with Mike Shanahan? Like at least table this.
 

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Ryan of Dallas;2555238 said:
To my fellow fans,

I'm sick of the losing. If you're like me, you've lost all confidence in Jerry Jones as a general manager and absolutely cannot stomach another season with no playoff wins. It is because of this frustration that a few of us have launched...If you're ready for a change at the top, please drop on by and show your support by leaving a comment. I know JJ never give up control, but perhaps we can band together and make our silver & blue voices heard!

Go Cowboys!
~Ryan


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Good luck with that :rolleyes:
 

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Jerry is the Brittany Spears of NFL owners.

He is a pathetic person. He is a loser. And he is holding the Dallas Cowboys as ransom for his own vain and insufferable ambitions of being considered a football guy.

He will never be what he aspires to be: football royalty like a Bill Parcells or a Jimmy Johnson.

He will always be a joke and his teams will always suffer under his leadership.

Stephen Jones should give him the hemlock and put this mindless suffering to an end.
 

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A more apt domain from GoDaddy would be...

AbandonTheCowboyShipBecauseACancerRunsTheShow.com

or

JerryRidesTheCowboysIntoOblivion.com

Maybe you can get a two-fer-one sale. Lots of web designers are looking for work.
 

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All these messages ABOUT getting the message to Jerry Jones are so impractical.

The Dallas Cowboys are a highly visible franchise and that visibility to the world at-large is what's most important to Jerry Jones.

Billboards? Nah. Who's getting the message? Traffic and maybe a spot in a evening sports show segment.

Boycotting merchandise? Sure, how are you going to ever organize everyone to stop buying a certain amount of Cowboys goodies? Pipe dream.

Letters from protesters? Eventual destination: file thirteen also known as the trash can.

There's no definitive method, but there is a practical method which garners:
  • High visibility, which is guaranteed to be seen across the world every Sunday
  • Low expense, essential in these trying economic times
  • More symbolism. Letters and emails really don't mean much to someone if no one else of any real significance and influence can't motivate him to comply.
You want something that could work? The one thing that might do the trick?

Think Saints.

Paper Bags. That's right. Paper bags.
  • Persuading a bunch of stadium ticket buyers to wear bags over their heads even during a rout is more practical to assume than believing faceless folks in Texas won't buy the next Tony Romo jersey online.
  • Television cameras LOVE 'em. See one. Search for another one. Come back from commercial break and show a group of bagheads. Talk about public humiliation! And guess who would get constantly ragged about having fans who wear bags over there heads even during a GOOD game! Why it's Jerry Jones! Amazing.
  • The symbolism of fans (and it doesn't have to be a lot of them, mind you, since the cameras LOVE re-capturing "THAT GUY HAS A PAPER BAG ON HIS HEAD!!! LET'S SEE IT AGAIN!!! hardy har har!") willing to embarrass their team's owner and general manager in front of a guaranteed worldwide audience is worth millions. And that folks is the way to combat a supremely wealthy marketing genius like Jerry Jones.
Now, good luck. It may work, but if I'm at the game, you won't see me.

The cameras will be focused on the guys wearing the paper bags.

ME???

I ain't wearing no stinking paper bag. There's a game being played! Have YOU ever tried to drink something through a hole punched in a paper bag? Are you kidding??? Paper tasting beer??? Get real.







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