Flash!!!! Magic 8 Ball Demanding a Trade

[HighTechDave]

News from the ESPN Expert News Desk (Skip Gayness), that "Magic 8 Ball" is demanding a Trade, due to lack of respect in the League and with his Counterparts. His Agent "FISH", had no comment at this time, due to serious ongoing negotiations.

Word has it from "inside sources" that 8 Ball is caught up in a "Love Triangle" with Rubics Cube.

Details to follow...

(I personally think he wants a new contract, after last weeks failure of predicting the game correctly)

 

[David276]

couldnt decipher your code talk there dave(awesome name man)

 

[zeromaster]

Triangle with who: Rubik's Cube and Gayness, or is it his agent?

 

[Mavs Man]

Triangle with who: Rubik's Cube and Gayness, or is it his agent?

Ouija board, maybe? Pet rock?

 

[chargrove]

couldnt decipher your code talk there dave(awesome name man)

That's just the way they talk over in The Colony.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Magic 8 Ball is an idiot.

 

[jgboys1]

Who needs Magic 8 Ball anyway! Let him walk!

 

[tunahelper]

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[jgboys1]

Who needs Magic 8 Ball anyway! Let him walk!

I am sorry, I do not want Magic 8 Ball mad at me.......:shoot4:

 

[joseephuss]

I am sorry, I do not want Magic 8 Ball mad at me.......:shoot4:

No, that is Happy Fun Ball that you don't want mad at you. Magic 8 Ball is nothing.

 

[dillinger319]

I say magic 8 ball just had an off week... I mean he had the other 2 games right...So I offer this: Our first round pick, Julius Jones and Jerry Jones favorite game Jenga.....I mean the 8 ball would be an instant hit and could help our offense.... Couldnt you just see Red Ball shaking it up and deciding whether to throw it to TO or JAson Witten... The possiblities are endless..... Im crossing my fingers hoping that Jerry will make the right call on this one....

 

[CrazyCowboy]

not sure what everything meant......too hard for a country boy ;-)

 

[MC KAos]

who the hell is magic 8 ball and rubics cube?? as for skip, calling him gay is an insult to homosexuals all over the world.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

oh noooo i love magic 8 ball

 

[Faerluna]

Magic 8 Ball needs to ride the pine with Rex. I say we bring in the Zoltan machine.

 

[5Stars]

You know, when I was like 7 or 8 year old I got a Magic 8 Ball for XMas and played with it for like 10 or 15 minutes then wrapped it back up in the box it came in and went and gave it to my friend for Chirstmas...

 

[DallasCowpoke]

That's just the way they talk over in The Colony.

This made me giggle.

About 10 years ago, my late wife and I were looking for a new house, further N. than our present one in N/W Garland so we could be closer to the family lake house (Texoma).

She came how w/ some literature from a few places in The Colony. I was like, "Noooo, I'd just as soon have White Settlement or Whitesboro on my return address labels, as I would The Colony!"

 

[TheCount]

Didn't the 8 Ball say we would lose to the bears? Screw the 8 Ball.

 

[5Stars]

Didn't the 8 Ball say we would lose to the bears? Screw the 8 Ball.

The only thing the 8 ball is good for is for a good game of pool! I've won lots of cash and drinks playing 8 ball...lost some too!

 

[HighTechDave]

looks like the Magic 8 Ball will be back Friday, with it's normal predictions.