Formal proof of why the Cowboys will win today

[big_neil]

KC is 3-3 on the road versus teams that have a .500 record on average.

Dallas is 4-2 at home versus teams that also have a .500 record.

So with strength of schedule let's examine the average scores:

KC's average road score: 22-20 win
Dallas average home score: 23-13 win.

Thus the balance of the averages:

Dallas 21.5 Kansas city 17.5.

Thus I predict a 21-17 win for the Cowboys.

 

[big_neil]

(with strength of schedule even, that is)

 

[TunaFan33]

I think we'll win b/c everyone in the Cowboys org KNOWS their backs are against the wall, and Parcells will motivate this team tremendously.

 

[iceberg]

well, i'm glad we have proof.

i have proof our qb loves to bounce passes. what's the over/under of how many passes drew will bounce? i'll say 5 for this game.

 

[Sarge]

I think we'll win b/c everyone in the Cowboys org KNOWS their backs are against the wall, and Parcells will motivate this team tremendously.

Wasn't that the same scenario last week though?

 

[big_neil]

On average Drew has 14 incompletions per game. And guess what? When they hit the ground, the all bounce. Just like your checks.

 

[TunaFan33]

Wasn't that the same scenario last week though?

We're at home this time around.

 

[Sarge]

We're at home this time around.

So, Parcells motivates the team more for home games?

 

[big_neil]

Using this same logic of averaging the average scores, I predicted Dallas would beat Denver 24-20. Were it not for the missed FG they could have possibly won 24-21. Also, when I applied the above logic to the Giants game we saw Dallas losing.

 

[Sarge]

Using this same logic of averaging the average scores, I predicted Dallas would beat Denver 24-20. Were it not for the missed FG they could have possibly won 24-21. Also, when I applied the above logic to the Giants game we saw Dallas losing.

There is very little logic in what you are doing. If you were correct, the bookies and Vegas would be out of business. There is a degree of logic there, but it's minimal. The variables you are usning are too great.

 

[big_neil]

What is the spread BTW?

 

[Sarge]

What is the spread BTW?

................3

 

[Big Country]

Wasn't that the same scenario last week though?

and on Thanksgiving??

 

[big_neil]

Dallas winning by 3 or losing by 3?

 

[Sarge]

Dallas winning by 3 or losing by 3?

Dallas is favored by 3.

 

[big_neil]

Dallas is favored by 3.

Well I predicted Dallas by 4. When you factor in that Dallas has been playing weaker since Flozell went down, that would reduce it to 3. Maybe I will put Vegas out of business....

 

[big_neil]

Also, my over/under would be 39 (21.5+17.5). What did Vegas say?

 

[iceberg]

On average Drew has 14 incompletions per game. And guess what? When they hit the ground, the all bounce. Just like your checks.

great - now how many bounce BEFORE they get to the WR?

just like my checks - sigh, you just can't run away from stupid people trying to be funny. hopefully you're not dependant on humor for your income.

 

[Sarge]

Also, my over/under would be 39 (21.5+17.5). What did Vegas say?

43.5 .............that's a huge difference.

 

[big_neil]

you just can't run away from stupid people

I tried to run away from you but you're just so fast.