Four Commanders fans walk into a bar...

[5Stars]

Living here in Utah I never see Commander fans of any sort...mostly Cowboys or Broncos fans.

Well, last week a friend had four of his friends from D.C. come down to Utah to visit him. I met them all at this little pub last week...nice guys, a dad, his two sons and a son-in-law. Nobody talked about football last week.

Yesterday I was at the same pub having a beer and those four men were sitting at the other end of the bar talking to the bartender about the Cowboys...all the usual trash they talk about...Tony Homo, Cowbgirls, blah, blah, blah...(the bartender is a Cowboy fan and was just listening and laughing about all of this but never said nothing bad about the Commanders)...anyway those yo-yo's were were up to their usual jealous trash talking and I just sat down at the end of the bar listening to them.

They finally got up to go and came toward the door where I was sitting to leave. They stopped to tell me "Hi.." because we had met, so we did our greetings with each other. Well, just as they were about to go out the door I said, "Oh...hey guys, Good luck to the Commanders and if we ever have another strike year you might win another SuperBowl"!

Their faces turned bright red and they sort of mumbled something and went out.

I tell you, those poor pathetic suckers are so OBSESSED with the Cowboys that it's beyond ridiculous! They are going to be here in Utah for another week and I'm sure I will see them again as they stop in to that pub everyday (as well as I do)...so I will see them again.

I just don't know what I can tell them next time about their beloved Washington Racial Slurs? Any suggestions?

 

[TDHND]

yeah i have plenty of colts fans around here calling romo names.it's gotten old that's for sure.

 

[Hostile]

Living here in Utah I never see Commander fans of any sort...mostly Cowboys or Broncos fans.

Well, last week a friend had four of his friends from D.C. come down to Utah to visit him. I met them all at this little pub last week...nice guys, a dad, his two sons and a son-in-law. Nobody talked about football last week.

Yesterday I was at the same pub having a beer and those four men were sitting at the other end of the bar talking to the bartender about the Cowboys...all the usual trash they talk about...Tony Homo, Cowbgirls, blah, blah, blah...(the bartender is a Cowboy fan and was just listening and laughing about all of this but never said nothing bad about the Commanders)...anyway those yo-yo's were were up to their usual jealous trash talking and I just sat down at the end of the bar listening to them.

They finally got up to go and came toward the door where I was sitting to leave. They stopped to tell me "Hi.." because we had met, so we did our greetings with each other. Well, just as they were about to go out the door I said, "Oh...hey guys, Good luck to the Commanders and if we ever have another strike year you might win another SuperBowl"!

Their faces turned bright red and they sort of mumbled something and went out.

I tell you, those poor pathetic suckers are so OBSESSED with the Cowboys that it's beyond ridiculous! They are going to be here in Utah for another week and I'm sure I will see them again as they stop in to that pub everyday (as well as I do)...so I will see them again.

I just don't know what I can tell them next time about their beloved Washington Racial Slurs? Any suggestions?

Oh boy do I ever!

How much ammo you want?

 

[Clove]

Living here in Utah I never see Commander fans of any sort...mostly Cowboys or Broncos fans.

Well, last week a friend had four of his friends from D.C. come down to Utah to visit him. I met them all at this little pub last week...nice guys, a dad, his two sons and a son-in-law. Nobody talked about football last week.

Yesterday I was at the same pub having a beer and those four men were sitting at the other end of the bar talking to the bartender about the Cowboys...all the usual trash they talk about...Tony Homo, Cowbgirls, blah, blah, blah...(the bartender is a Cowboy fan and was just listening and laughing about all of this but never said nothing bad about the Commanders)...anyway those yo-yo's were were up to their usual jealous trash talking and I just sat down at the end of the bar listening to them.

They finally got up to go and came toward the door where I was sitting to leave. They stopped to tell me "Hi.." because we had met, so we did our greetings with each other. Well, just as they were about to go out the door I said, "Oh...hey guys, Good luck to the Commanders and if we ever have another strike year you might win another SuperBowl"!

Their faces turned bright red and they sort of mumbled something and went out.

I tell you, those poor pathetic suckers are so OBSESSED with the Cowboys that it's beyond ridiculous! They are going to be here in Utah for another week and I'm sure I will see them again as they stop in to that pub everyday (as well as I do)...so I will see them again.

I just don't know what I can tell them next time about their beloved Washington Racial Slurs? Any suggestions?

You did good son, you did good.

 

[Romo2Bryant4Six]

Those wacky Skins fans. Its sad to see grown men acting like pre-pubescent highschoolers. Just ask them simply why they're a lock for the playoffs? That seems like a stumper

 

[David276]

then they were beat dis proportionally at darts and left saying the opposing team ran up the score.

 

[Romo2Bryant4Six]

then they were beat dis proportionally at darts and left saying the opposing team ran up the score.

 

[5Stars]

Oh boy do I ever!

How much ammo you want?

I don't know? I just need some one-liners to get their blood pressure up! These guys are MEN into their upper ages acting like teen age fools. And what pissed me off most was just as they were getting up to leave one guy told the bartender "I'll be back to trash your Cowboys some more tomorrow..." and started to laugh like a damn high school girl. That's why I told them what I said as they were leaving!!

They are a nice bunch of guys, but, they need to get B-slapped down for dogging the Cowboys.

I pity those fools...

 

[Yeagermeister]

Living here in Utah I never see Commander fans of any sort...mostly Cowboys or Broncos fans.

Well, last week a friend had four of his friends from D.C. come down to Utah to visit him. I met them all at this little pub last week...nice guys, a dad, his two sons and a son-in-law. Nobody talked about football last week.

Yesterday I was at the same pub having a beer and those four men were sitting at the other end of the bar talking to the bartender about the Cowboys...all the usual trash they talk about...Tony Homo, Cowbgirls, blah, blah, blah...(the bartender is a Cowboy fan and was just listening and laughing about all of this but never said nothing bad about the Commanders)...anyway those yo-yo's were were up to their usual jealous trash talking and I just sat down at the end of the bar listening to them.

They finally got up to go and came toward the door where I was sitting to leave. They stopped to tell me "Hi.." because we had met, so we did our greetings with each other. Well, just as they were about to go out the door I said, "Oh...hey guys, Good luck to the Commanders and if we ever have another strike year you might win another SuperBowl"!

Their faces turned bright red and they sort of mumbled something and went out.

I tell you, those poor pathetic suckers are so OBSESSED with the Cowboys that it's beyond ridiculous! They are going to be here in Utah for another week and I'm sure I will see them again as they stop in to that pub everyday (as well as I do)...so I will see them again.

I just don't know what I can tell them next time about their beloved Washington Racial Slurs? Any suggestions?

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Big Dakota]

Good job, that one never fails. Here's another take.

Q: What do you call a Commander with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.

 

[BAZ]

So I was in this bar and these four Commanders fans were just obsessed with the Cowboys, it's all the could talk about. I couldn't get over how much they talked about them. So I ran home to post about them on the interwebs because I can't let them have an inch in the ongoing war!

OH the delicious ironing.

But seriously, my personal favorite is Joe Gibbs taking two time outs in a row. Ya know he didn't on purpose to spur on the team during that dark time. True story.

 

[Spectre]

Here you go:



Dan Snyder, clearly upset with the look of his current team, decides to find out from Jerry Jones what his secret is. So, Snyder travels down to a Cowboys practice and asks Jerry, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Jerry responds by calling Tony Romo over. "Tony, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Tony answers, "Why coach, that's easy. It's me."
Jerry Jones turns to Snyder and says, "That's the secret, Danny boy. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Snyder returns to Commanders practice. He promptly calls over Jason Campbell.
"Campbell! Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Campbell looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Can I get back to you after practice on that one?"
Snyder (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Campbell calls over Coach Zorn.
"Coach, Mr. Snyder just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Coach Zorn says, "Duh! That's easy. The answer is me."

After practice, Campbell catches up with Dan Snyder.
"Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Coach Zorn."
Snyder (angry) exclaims, "No, No, NO! You idiot!! ...



...It's Tony Romo!!!"

 

[sonnyboy]

I don't know? I just need some one-liners to get their blood pressure up! These guys are MEN into their upper ages acting like teen age fools. And what pissed me off most was just as they were getting up to leave one guy told the bartender "I'll be back to trash your Cowboys some more tomorrow..." and started to laugh like a damn high school girl. That's why I told them what I said as they were leaving!!

They are a nice bunch of guys, but, they need to get B-slapped down for dogging the Cowboys.

I pity those fools...

Here's some one-liners I got from ES.........



Thanks for volunteering.
Again.
And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

2008SuperbowlChampion
Bluensilver
Boysbeatskins
CowboybetterthanSkins
COWBOYSINSBXVII
Guessthatpercentage.611
HAILTOTHECOWBOYS
ILoveMeSomeMe
Jumbosa***** redskinsuck
Jumbosafaggot redskinsuck
Jumbosafagot
Jumbosapieceofshot
Jumbosmothatakesitintheaz
ownedat61%
Romo<Campbell
Romomaniac
ROMOROMOROMO
ROMOSAPIEN009
TKsaphuckingfaggot
TOLOVESHIMSOMESKINS
TonyRomo#1
TONYSBETTERTHANJASON

Wonder if anyone can guess what these have in common.

 

[dcfanatic]

Here you go:



Dan Snyder, clearly upset with the look of his current team, decides to find out from Jerry Jones what his secret is. So, Snyder travels down to a Cowboys practice and asks Jerry, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Jerry responds by calling Tony Romo over. "Tony, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Tony answers, "Why coach, that's easy. It's me."
Jerry Jones turns to Snyder and says, "That's the secret, Danny boy. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Snyder returns to Commanders practice. He promptly calls over Jason Campbell.
"Campbell! Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Campbell looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Can I get back to you after practice on that one?"
Snyder (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Campbell calls over Coach Zorn.
"Coach, Mr. Snyder just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Coach Zorn says, "Duh! That's easy. The answer is me."

After practice, Campbell catches up with Dan Snyder.
"Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Coach Zorn."
Snyder (angry) exclaims, "No, No, NO! You idiot!! ...



...It's Tony Romo!!!"

That's going on my blog right now!

 

[Big Dakota]

Here you go:



Dan Snyder, clearly upset with the look of his current team, decides to find out from Jerry Jones what his secret is. So, Snyder travels down to a Cowboys practice and asks Jerry, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Jerry responds by calling Tony Romo over. "Tony, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Tony answers, "Why coach, that's easy. It's me."
Jerry Jones turns to Snyder and says, "That's the secret, Danny boy. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Snyder returns to Commanders practice. He promptly calls over Jason Campbell.
"Campbell! Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Campbell looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Can I get back to you after practice on that one?"
Snyder (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Campbell calls over Coach Zorn.
"Coach, Mr. Snyder just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Coach Zorn says, "Duh! That's easy. The answer is me."

After practice, Campbell catches up with Dan Snyder.
"Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Coach Zorn."
Snyder (angry) exclaims, "No, No, NO! You idiot!! ...



...It's Tony Romo!!!"

Instant classic

 

[alicetooljam]

Here's some one-liners I got from ES.........
Wonder if anyone can guess what these have in common.

Is it that you have to login to ES to see any of them?:

 

[sago1]

Yes, I see Romo referred to as Homo on the Giants and Skins board the day after he was named as our starter. Obviously the thought the worst thing they could do is rhym Romo with homo; actually a lot of football fans of other teams do the same thing cause it's just too easy to do. They make fun of his smile, his jokes, etc. The funny thing is I really believe they'd like him if he was the QB of any other team--not in the NFC East.

 

[CowboyWay]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say........They've all been banned?

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Dear God....... please see too it that the Cowboys stay healthy throughout the coming year.......oh yeah, and please, please make sure Jason Campbell doesn't get hurt either.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Here you go:



Dan Snyder, clearly upset with the look of his current team, decides to find out from Jerry Jones what his secret is. So, Snyder travels down to a Cowboys practice and asks Jerry, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Jerry responds by calling Tony Romo over. "Tony, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Tony answers, "Why coach, that's easy. It's me."
Jerry Jones turns to Snyder and says, "That's the secret, Danny boy. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Snyder returns to Commanders practice. He promptly calls over Jason Campbell.
"Campbell! Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Campbell looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Can I get back to you after practice on that one?"
Snyder (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Campbell calls over Coach Zorn.
"Coach, Mr. Snyder just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Coach Zorn says, "Duh! That's easy. The answer is me."

After practice, Campbell catches up with Dan Snyder.
"Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Coach Zorn."
Snyder (angry) exclaims, "No, No, NO! You idiot!! ...



...It's Tony Romo!!!"

:laugh2:

funniest ish...ever