Fred Davis: Pimp Juice

[RastaRocket]

the court transcripts are ridiculously funny

http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/...attorney-at-law-the-courtroom-transcripts.php

Chaka: However, you returned less than three minutes later to throw the drink on me. So if your eyes were burning and you were that much of a, of a victim, why didn’t you leave the club?

Davis: Well, because I mean, first of all it was my [birthday] party. If anything, you should have had to leave because it was my party and I mean, like, like I’m supposed to be having a good time. Second of all, it don’t take that long to rub liquor out of your face. I mean it took me about two or three minutes to get my eyes like right. Like wow, I still was blurry vision and my eyes were still burning that night for the whole night. After that, I was like, well, shoot, that’s crazy, that’s messed up, so after that I grabbed the juice and I poured it on you. That was it.

:laugh2:

 

[SkinsFan28]

Rookie Symposium Day 1:
Don't EVER be your own lawyer. Fred Davis, TE of the Commanders will now speak.

FD: Well, if the b**** throws juice from a pimp cup on you, you gotta throw it on her. After that, make sure you know what day it is, and get a good lawyer. I am available if you need me.

 

[Sonny#9]

I really feel bad for the presiding judge. He/she must go back in their chambers and weep at the sheer stupidity of this whole ordeal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91_i9XDzNY&feature=player_embedded

 

[Khartun]

the court transcripts are ridiculously funny

http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/...attorney-at-law-the-courtroom-transcripts.php

:laugh1: