Friday 5's

[Ranching]

1. Joey Ivie
2. Rayne Prescott
3. When I get a phone call during a game I'll change the channel so nobody knows I'm a Cowboys fan.
4. Ma's making meat loaf.
5. I couldn't imagine many. 2. 3, if I'm being humble.

Does Ma go into her room when your date comes over? Just wondering.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

My question. How many times do you cuss out Jason Garrett during the game. Me, 13.

I'm the worst at seeing the result and THEN criticizing the decision. My family always wants to fake the punt lol

 

[Trouty]

1. Laell Collins
2. Kirk Cousins
3. No
4. Sirloin fajitas and a bottle of Grey Goose for desert.
5. The old me, 1. I was 6'4", 340lb in my prime. The new me, 2. I am now 6'4" and a svelte 250lbs.

Can I come over for desert?

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

1. Laell Collins
2. Kirk Cousins
3. No
4. Sirloin fajitas and a bottle of Grey Goose for desert.
5. The old me, 1. I was 6'4", 340lb in my prime. The new me, 2. I am now 6'4" and a svelte 250lbs.

Why Kirk lol

Saving, most likely. My liver levels tested way high at the doc's. Over 200 enzyme count when baseline/norm is 45.

It's steadily decreased. My last reading three weeks ago was 108. This next reading should be back to baseline. I was at high risk of liver scarring/liver disease. At 33, that's a no-go

With that said, I can't envision football without some booze.

Have you tried weed?

 

[Trouty]

Have you tried weed?

Yes, it makes me paranoid.

And Kirk is a dick. Coach hit that on the head.

 

[Ranching]

Can I come over for desert?

I'll put a cherry on top for you! Salud, bro!

 

[Ranching]

Why Kirk lol

Have you tried weed?

Cuz he plays for the foreskins.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Yes, it makes me paranoid.

And Kirk is a dick. Coach hit that on the head.

Try smoking and solve the jfk assassination then

 

[Trouty]

Cuz he plays for the foreskins.

And he's arrogant. And has a punch me face.

Plus, like you said, the whole Commander thing

 

[Trouty]

Try smoking and solve the jfk assassination then

Nah, I don't get introspective. I get paranoid.

 

[Shuff]

1. Breakout star this year will be? Switzer, offense Brown, Defense
2. Player in the league you think is a dick? Anyone who plays for the Giants, Eagles and Commanders
3. Ever change the channel during a commercial to titanic or something and forget to switch back in time and feel like a bad fan? No, I Tivo the games anyway
4. What's on the menu for today? Having Tacos right now
5. How many versions of you would it take to stop the cowboys from scoring from the goal line ? Explain; I am solid, but at 59 years old, would take a lot of me to stop anyone, but then again, with some of Garrett's play calling I may have a chance.

 

[Alexander]

1. Joey Ivie

 

[Pants]

1. Breakout star this year will be? hoping/PRAYING for Jaylon Smith
2. Player in the league you think is a dick? so many eagles/giants/Commanders, so little time, that being said - Tom Brady
3. Ever change the channel during a commercial to titanic or something and forget to switch back in time and feel like a bad fan? Have changed to see a different game on another channel, but I am RARELY not back in time - only if I have to run the dogs outside for a quick pee (or some extra thing like grabbing another beer or snack)
4. What's on the menu for today? today? high school grad party for my nephew - EVERYTHING will be on the menu
5. How many versions of you would it take to stop the cowboys from scoring from the goal line ? Explain; Zero, I would stand there and let Zeke walk in to get the score?

My Question: Do you (like me) get ALL of your "honey-do" list done LONG before kick-off so that your significant other doesn't ask for something during the game?

 

[Seven]

And he's arrogant. And has a punch me face.

LOL!! That's Rivers for me........

 

[MWH1967]

I got a question....Does anyone else have approved stress releasing objects that they throw at the T.V. during games for one reason or another?

like this for example

Oh, heck got one more. who is the goofiest looking player in the league? here is mine.

 

[Biggems]

Answer the one of the person above you who already answered and then asked their own questions.

1. Breakout star this year will be?
2. Player in the league you think is a dick?
3. Ever change the channel during a commercial to titanic or something and forget to switch back in time and feel like a bad fan?
4. What's on the menu for today?
5. How many versions of you would it take to stop the cowboys from scoring from the goal line ? Explain;

1. TWill or M. Collins
2. Richard Sherman, he is most definitely a Dick.
3. Not Titanic, but other movies, shows, or games.....I hate when the Cowboys and Spurs are on at the same time.
4. Food and drink
5. Well I am only average height and strength, with little athletic ability, and I am slower than molasses in the freezer. Since I am nit a cartoon, I cannot use shovels, walls, etc. I would say that it would take about 5-6 of me per OL, and at least 3 on each receiver or TE. Then I would need at least 3 to take on Zeke, and finally 3 more for dak.....so between 43 and 48.

 

[JoeKing]

Answer the one of the person above you who already answered and then asked their own questions.

1. Breakout star this year will be?
2. Player in the league you think is a dick?
3. Ever change the channel during a commercial to titanic or something and forget to switch back in time and feel like a bad fan?
4. What's on the menu for today?
5. How many versions of you would it take to stop the cowboys from scoring from the goal line ? Explain;

1. Rico Gathers
2. DeAngelo Hall
3. Nope, can't say I have.
4. Spending quality time with my woman doing what we like to do... drink beer, clean weapons, cook and eat good food and make love.
5. Only 11 of me are allowed on the field and all 11 of me would never stop the Cowboys offense because we like it when the Cowboys score.