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Full on double Plat cowboys beat bucs

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by GORICO, Sep 5, 2022.

  1. john van brocklin

    john van brocklin Captain Comeback

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    You're more positive than me!
     
  2. Red Dragon

    Red Dragon Well-Known Member

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    Look, OP, don't take offense, but your "guaranteed" victories have historically had a less than 50% record.
     
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  3. Hadenough

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    That would be wonderful if the Cowboys stomp the Bucs. But if they do please refrain from thumping your chest. They will need to beat the Bengals to prove the Bucs and Brady weren't just a fading older contender with not much left.
     
  4. nobody

    nobody Well-Known Member

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    He did the double platinum....we're doomed. His double plats almost always curse the Cowboys.
     
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  5. FTWayne

    FTWayne Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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  6. KJJ

    KJJ You Have an Axe to Grind

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    Second straight Platt guarantee to blow up in your face. Try another shtick!
     
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  7. Jake

    Jake Jerry's Yacht Captain Moderator

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    To be fair, I don't think it's Rico's fault that Noah Brown is currently our #2 receiver. That took a lot of hope, more than I could muster.
     
  8. ghst187

    ghst187 Well-Known Member

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    Triple plat guarantee we lose to the bengals next week
     
  9. TheDude

    TheDude McLovin

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  10. Tabascocat

    Tabascocat Dexternjack

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    If the OP says to got to Vegas and bet on black……I’m taking red!
     
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  11. DandyDon52

    DandyDon52 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Gor you jinxed them real good tonight ! that was so bad surprised even me!
    Beginning to think you may be a eagles fan sent here to jinx cowboys??
     
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  12. GORICO

    GORICO Well-Known Member

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    Dandy here is truth...i am a delusional Cowboy Homer and it ends in death....plus i got ripped off...it takes pure Platinum ore to make Plats to guarantee a win and i found out no Plat ore

    just shiny Aluminum......the Plats are dead
     
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  13. GORICO

    GORICO Well-Known Member

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    KJJ----Oh man that was some bad Plat ore....its too combustible when come along side pathetic-ism?......my delusional Cowboy Homerism can be a concern....before kick-off we were undefeated?......i buried the Plats ......so bad jacking up a team and game

    and be thoroughly humiliated in such a fashion
     
  14. GORICO

    GORICO Well-Known Member

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    to be accurate that is not true...its just the ones that dont make it hurt so bad and they have been close together.....plus i am no handi-capper just Cowboy Homer....but you got someone to blame

    on a losing Monday...so there are perks...but if this helps i buried rest of Plats 1000 feet underground surrounded by concrete and steel
     
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  15. Streifenkarl

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    But hey, thanks for the laugh. Since there is not much else to laugh about. :D
     
  16. GORICO

    GORICO Well-Known Member

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    ghst----- i can never go against cowboys.....its due to Homerism disease.....Cincy had a wild game....but it totally get you ghost man
     
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  17. GORICO

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    i was laughing too between bouts of projectile vomiting.....its downside of Homerism
     
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  18. GORICO

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    no sir cannot blame you in the least....i would too
     
  19. GORICO

    GORICO Well-Known Member

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    actually had that thought on mind....but nothing to due with losing Plats or games....i am choosing to follow Jesus Christ and Cowboys become an "idol" of time and heart....Mods can ban me too if they so choose
     
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  20. Streifenkarl

    Streifenkarl Well-Known Member

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    At least you own it man, cudos to you. If I could send you a 100 likes I would. Man, how can a team play so badly...

    :lmao::huh:
     
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