Funniest One Liner Quotes by Cowboys

[MS17]

What about Larry Cole after he went ten years without a fumble recovery or INT for a touchdown:

"Anyone can have an off-decade."

a lot of old dudes (like me) think this is the gold standard for Cowboys one-liners. Reporters laughed at this for years. Larry Cole and Pete Gent were Dallas poet laureates in those days.

 

[mcmvp]

“It’s our turn”

- Dak Prescott

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

"I don't have a definition for it, but you'll know it when you see it. It's kind of like a definition I heard one time of another issue trying to define a negative topic, and they said, 'I don't know how to say it, but it's just something that when you see it, you'll know it's there.' We'll see it." - Jerry Jones

 

[mrmojo]

"I'm in the best shape of my life"

 

[stuckindc]

How ‘bout them Cowboys?!?! - Jimmy

The Best!!!

 

[plasticman]

"Now look what you did Sam! You killed me!" - Don Meredith to a horrified Sam Huff. The Hall of Fame linebacker hit Meredith so hard his protective vest exploded. It was filled with a red liquid.

 

[jsb357]

“It’s our turn”

- Dak Prescott