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A couple of funny ones...
"You can't give him that cutback lane. He's so fast, and he sees it so well, that's where he makes the majority of his real long runs. He can also run away from you if he gets a little bit of crack."
--Steelers assistant Dick LeBeau on Jamal Lewis
"It's one of those things when you are in a role you have to do what they ask you to do. If they want me to come in and stick it in, I have to come in and stick it in."
-- Jerome Bettis on his changing role with the Steelers
"You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times."
-- Steelers CB Ike Taylor on starting a preseason game against the Lions
"I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything."
-- Mike Tyson on his loss to Lennox Lewis
"Don't get me wrong, everything the media writes is not wrong. But I'd say 99 percent of it is wrong, in my opinion, but I don't read the newspaper, so I don't know. I hear things, though."
-- Bears defensive back R.W. McQuarters
"I know they're going to want me to be on the field a lot, so I'm just trying to take these few extra pounds I don't need off."
-- Jason Giambi explaining his mysterious weight loss before the 2004 season.
"I don't know what to expect right now, but we as players have to do what we've got to do to make sure that the pot is spread equally."
-- Jim Jackson on a new collective bargaining agreement
"You can't just go out and buy a championship ring ... well, unless Dwight Gooden runs out of coke."
-- Adam Carolla, when the Yankees acquired Alex Rodriguez.
"The knee feels fine, I've been training Confuciously."
--Mike Tyson telling ESPN's Pedro Gomez about his latest comeback
A couple of funny ones...
"You can't give him that cutback lane. He's so fast, and he sees it so well, that's where he makes the majority of his real long runs. He can also run away from you if he gets a little bit of crack."
--Steelers assistant Dick LeBeau on Jamal Lewis
"It's one of those things when you are in a role you have to do what they ask you to do. If they want me to come in and stick it in, I have to come in and stick it in."
-- Jerome Bettis on his changing role with the Steelers
"You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times."
-- Steelers CB Ike Taylor on starting a preseason game against the Lions
"I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything."
-- Mike Tyson on his loss to Lennox Lewis
"Don't get me wrong, everything the media writes is not wrong. But I'd say 99 percent of it is wrong, in my opinion, but I don't read the newspaper, so I don't know. I hear things, though."
-- Bears defensive back R.W. McQuarters
"I know they're going to want me to be on the field a lot, so I'm just trying to take these few extra pounds I don't need off."
-- Jason Giambi explaining his mysterious weight loss before the 2004 season.
"I don't know what to expect right now, but we as players have to do what we've got to do to make sure that the pot is spread equally."
-- Jim Jackson on a new collective bargaining agreement
"You can't just go out and buy a championship ring ... well, unless Dwight Gooden runs out of coke."
-- Adam Carolla, when the Yankees acquired Alex Rodriguez.
"The knee feels fine, I've been training Confuciously."
--Mike Tyson telling ESPN's Pedro Gomez about his latest comeback
Thanks I needed that
