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Stupid, superficial interpretation of Gene's eyes.
Here's the way it works in my house... my daughter is my pride and joy...
You take my daughter out on a date, I give YOU a card with my cell number and a curfew time... if you are going to be late, you better call me, and you damn well better have a good excuse...
You come to my house and you introduce yourself to me, respectfully. If you honk at the curb, she isn't going out with you...
If you say "Yo" to me... she isn't going out with you...
If you don't address me as "sir" she isn't going out with you...
If you have baggy pants below your butt... she isn't going out with you...
If you cock your hat sideways with a straight bill... she isn't going out with you...
Before my daughter goes out with you, I will check your facebook, instagram and everything else I can find (and I know them ALL)
I want your cell phone number as well as your parents number...
If you are inappropriate with my daughter, I am coming after you...
That is all...
Otherwise i am a nice guy... Have fun!
I'm going to save this somewhere, because I love everything about this post...and I will need it in about 10 years.Here's the way it works in my house... my daughter is my pride and joy...
You take my daughter out on a date, I give YOU a card with my cell number and a curfew time... if you are going to be late, you better call me, and you damn well better have a good excuse...
You come to my house and you introduce yourself to me, respectfully. If you honk at the curb, she isn't going out with you...
If you say "Yo" to me... she isn't going out with you...
If you don't address me as "sir" she isn't going out with you...
If you have baggy pants below your butt... she isn't going out with you...
If you cock your hat sideways with a straight bill... she isn't going out with you...
Before my daughter goes out with you, I will check your facebook, instagram and everything else I can find (and I know them ALL)
I want your cell phone number as well as your parents number...
If you are inappropriate with my daughter, I am coming after you...
That is all...
Otherwise i am a nice guy... Have fun!
Here's the way it works in my house... my daughter is my pride and joy...
You take my daughter out on a date, I give YOU a card with my cell number and a curfew time... if you are going to be late, you better call me, and you damn well better have a good excuse...
You come to my house and you introduce yourself to me, respectfully. If you honk at the curb, she isn't going out with you...
If you say "Yo" to me... she isn't going out with you...
If you don't address me as "sir" she isn't going out with you...
If you have baggy pants below your butt... she isn't going out with you...
If you cock your hat sideways with a straight bill... she isn't going out with you...
Before my daughter goes out with you, I will check your facebook, instagram and everything else I can find (and I know them ALL)
I want your cell phone number as well as your parents number...
If you are inappropriate with my daughter, I am coming after you...
That is all...
Otherwise i am a nice guy... Have fun!
It is probably a staged photo.
a tad psychotic especially the sir crap.
and btw, define inappropriate
<ducking>
a tad psychotic especially the sir crap.
and btw, define inappropriate
<ducking>
So saying sir is psychotic? Just wow...
That's the way I was raised and people are appreciative when I am polite...
Here's the way it works in my house... my daughter is my pride and joy...
You take my daughter out on a date, I give YOU a card with my cell number and a curfew time... if you are going to be late, you better call me, and you damn well better have a good excuse...
You come to my house and you introduce yourself to me, respectfully. If you honk at the curb, she isn't going out with you...
If you say "Yo" to me... she isn't going out with you...
If you don't address me as "sir" she isn't going out with you...
If you have baggy pants below your butt... she isn't going out with you...
If you cock your hat sideways with a straight bill... she isn't going out with you...
Before my daughter goes out with you, I will check your facebook, instagram and everything else I can find (and I know them ALL)
I want your cell phone number as well as your parents number...
If you are inappropriate with my daughter, I am coming after you...
That is all...
Otherwise i am a nice guy... Have fun!
Here's the way it works in my house... my daughter is my pride and joy...
You take my daughter out on a date, I give YOU a card with my cell number and a curfew time... if you are going to be late, you better call me, and you damn well better have a good excuse...
You come to my house and you introduce yourself to me, respectfully. If you honk at the curb, she isn't going out with you...
If you say "Yo" to me... she isn't going out with you...
If you don't address me as "sir" she isn't going out with you...
If you have baggy pants below your butt... she isn't going out with you...
If you cock your hat sideways with a straight bill... she isn't going out with you...
Before my daughter goes out with you, I will check your facebook, instagram and everything else I can find (and I know them ALL)
I want your cell phone number as well as your parents number...
If you are inappropriate with my daughter, I am coming after you...
That is all...
Otherwise i am a nice guy... Have fun!
If all fathers acted this way, there'd be much less turmoil in the world. Good job.
I imagine if a father is hard core with his daughter's date, he's twice as hard core on the daughter. At least that's been my experience.
But is he going to refuse to allow his son to date the girl with a low cut blouse? or honks in her car?
disagree strongly. might as well tell your daughters they are inferior to men as only they are the responsible parties. it's an old relic way at looking at the world and would be ashamed to hold such a position.
I don't know what @trickblue would allow. But in my experience with my father, he wouldn't let us leave the house looking hoochified.
Any rules I would give my child would start with him/her first...and then I would explain the rules to the date and the parents of the date, so that we're all on the same page. It just makes sense to me.
disagree strongly. might as well tell your daughters they are inferior to men as only they are the responsible parties. it's an old relic way at looking at the world and would be ashamed to hold such a position.