Getting a grip on the Pac *Merge*

[dueyhemlock]

PACMAN CLAIMS BROWNS’ SORENSON GRABBED HIS GROIN

Posted by Michael David Smith on September 8, 2008, 2:21 p.m.
Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones says he’s turned over a new leaf. And he says if he hadn’t changed his ways, he would have dealt harshly with a player on the Cleveland Browns Sunday.
According to Jones, Browns defensive back Nick Sorensen grabbed and squeezed Pacman’s package in a pileup, but Jones turned the other, um, cheek.
“I told that dude, ‘Man, you’re lucky I’m trying to do better, because I would have got 15 yards for kicking your [rear],’” Pacman said, per Tim MacMahon of the Dallas Morning News.
The incident happened in the third quarter, when Jones muffed a punt. Despite the alleged damage to the Jones family jewels, Pacman still came out of the pile with the ball.


Ouch, leave that stuff alone.

 

[Chief]

These strippers are always causing problems for Pacman.

Nick Sorensen

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

If someone grabbed my package.. if I got up I would be pissed

 

[DCBoysfan]

All kinds of things go on in a pile up.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

lol

Oh well he didn't get a penalty for getting heated over it and that's all I care about.

 

[adbutcher]

Fumble pile ups are scary and exciting but mostly scary.

I am glad that he did not retaliate but if he would have I would understand.

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

Goldilocks up there looks like he'd be into grabbing some package. :laugh2:

 

[Brandon4Cowboys]

That's why Cleveland was claiming to have the ball err ball* on that play.

 

[Bungarian]

Who was it that choked someone in a pileup?

 

[stealth]

so sorenson fumbled the ball?

 

[dougonthebench]

so sorenson fumbled the ball?

:laugh2: :laugh2: more like plural!:laugh2:

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Ummmm, Pac, I mean seriously, I hope you usually wear a cup.

 

[alby]

LOL guess the pacman can be caught.

 

[cowboyeric8]

Ummmm, Pac, I mean seriously, I hope you usually wear a cup.

Most football players don't wear a cup

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

No way could a cornerback or receiver play football with a cup in. Imagine having that thing between your legs trying to change directions and run full speed. Not gonna happen.

 

[PhillyCowboysFan]

Ummmm, Pac, I mean seriously, I hope you usually wear a cup.

Have you ever played?

 

[cowboyeric8]

Other than baseball infielders, I wouldn't bet many other sports wear them

 

[Rack]

PACMAN CLAIMS BROWNS’ SORENSON GRABBED HIS GROIN

Posted by Michael David Smith on September 8, 2008, 2:21 p.m.
Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones says he’s turned over a new leaf. And he says if he hadn’t changed his ways, he would have dealt harshly with a player on the Cleveland Browns Sunday.
According to Jones, Browns defensive back Nick Sorensen grabbed and squeezed Pacman’s package in a pileup, but Jones turned the other, um, cheek.
“I told that dude, ‘Man, you’re lucky I’m trying to do better, because I would have got 15 yards for kicking your [rear],’” Pacman said, per Tim MacMahon of the Dallas Morning News.
The incident happened in the third quarter, when Jones muffed a punt. Despite the alleged damage to the Jones family jewels, Pacman still came out of the pile with the balls.


Ouch, leave that stuff alone.

Fixed

 

[WoodysGirl]

SORENSEN DIDN’T GRAB PAC’S PACKAGE?

Posted by Mike Florio on September 8, 2008, 4:32 p.m.

Apparently, somebody from the Browns grabbed the package of Pacman Jones on Sunday in Cleveland.

But, as we hear it, the culprit wasn’t safety Nick Sorensen. The true identity of the twig twister remains unknown at this point.

Hmmm. Does Brady Quinn have an alibi?

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[viman96]

Not sure if a repost

http://www.profootballtalk.com/category/rumor-mill/



PACMAN CLAIMS BROWNS’ SORENSEN GRABBED HIS GROIN

Posted by Michael David Smith on September 8, 2008, 2:21 p.m.

Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones says he’s turned over a new leaf. And he says if he hadn’t changed his ways, he would have dealt harshly with a player on the Cleveland Browns Sunday.

According to Jones, Browns defensive back Nick Sorensen grabbed and squeezed Pacman’s package in a pileup, but Jones turned the other, um, cheek.

“I told that dude, ‘Man, you’re lucky I’m trying to do better, because I would have got 15 yards for kicking your [rear],’” Pacman said, per Tim MacMahon of the Dallas Morning News.

The incident happened in the third quarter, when Jones muffed a punt. Despite the alleged damage to the Jones family jewels, Pacman still came out of the pile with the ball.