My brothers, wards of the court, unlicensed contractors and stout plebeians: I canna get a reading on Mecca's sidelines manner. News media stories won't say if McCarthy McCarthy is apocalyptic or benign in his behavior toward players. If the latter, Gadzooks, the inmates will run the asylum. If the former, quite quite, I'd like for McCarthy to read the riot act to incoming players. * Too fat, too slow? GET IN SHAPE!!! * Pouting over money or touches? GET OVER IT OR GET OUT!! * Got a thing for bar room scuffles? CLEAN UP YOUR ACT; NO MORE CHANCES!! * Too old but still arrogant and clinging to past fame? GIT ON THE FIRST GRAYHOUND BUS AND GO BACK TO TENNESSEE!! * Dropping the ball or fumbleitus? YOU ARE PAID THOUSANDS TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL!!!! * Being a cancer like Dez in the locker room? TELL ME, NOT THE MEDIA, YOUR GRIPES MAN TO MAN !! AHEM. But what have you heard about Mecca's demeanor, blokes? I'd love to hear your anecdotes while I eat my Hungry Man dinner and Grape Soda. Community service sure makes me ungry, mates. Beast or Mr. Rogers?