Great Tafoya-ism Last Night

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Last night after the series where Buffalo missed the FG and we got the ball back with 36 seconds left in the first half, Tafoya said "I don't know if this is meaningful, but for the first time tonight, Brad Johnson has his helmet on."

Genius take there Michele.

Johnson, of course, had his helmet on because he is the FG holder.
 

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How to hire a sideline Babe commentator:

Three candidates are interviewing for the position of sideline Babe commentator.

You ask each the following questions.

While on the sidelines, you over hear the head coach telling his star linebacker to cut the knees of the opposing team's QB to take him out of the game. What do you do?

The first candidate responds, "I would pass the info on the the booth commentators so they can announce to the world over network TV what was said. I would then proceed to make as much noise as I can about the coach intenionally trying to hurt an opposing player."

The second candidate says. "I would go to the nearest NFL official and report what I heard and allow the Commish to handle it. The last thing the league needs right now is another scandel."

The third candidate syas, "I wouldn't do a thing. That is football, and the coach is only doing what he has to do to win."

Which one do you hire?










The one with the big boobs!
 

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abersonc;1696366 said:
Last night after the series where Buffalo missed the FG and we got the ball back with 36 seconds left in the first half, Tafoya said "I don't know if this is meaningful, but for the first time tonight, Brad Johnson has his helmet on."

Genius take there Michele.

Johnson, of course, had his helmet on because he is the FG holder.

When I heard that I assumed she had some information that Wade told him to get ready to go in. I can't imagine she would make a statement like without having some knowledge of what was going on.

I knew that Johnson was the holder but since she made the statement I just thought she knew something. I was yelling at the TV, "No wade, don't do it."

Stupid me for thinking they actually had some information I didn't.

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fortdick;1696413 said:
How to hire a sideline Babe commentator:

Three candidates are interviewing for the position of sideline Babe commentator.

You ask each the following questions.

While on the sidelines, you over hear the head coach telling his star linebacker to cut the knees of the opposing team's QB to take him out of the game. What do you do?

The first candidate responds, "I would pass the info on the the booth commentators so they can announce to the world over network TV what was said. I would then proceed to make as much noise as I can about the coach intenionally trying to hurt an opposing player."

The second candidate says. "I would go to the nearest NFL official and report what I heard and allow the Commish to handle it. The last thing the league needs right now is another scandel."

The third candidate syas, "I wouldn't do a thing. That is football, and the coach is only doing what he has to do to win."

Which one do you hire?










The one with the big boobs!



:busty: her
 

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abersonc;1696366 said:
Last night after the series where Buffalo missed the FG and we got the ball back with 36 seconds left in the first half, Tafoya said "I don't know if this is meaningful, but for the first time tonight, Brad Johnson has his helmet on."

Genius take there Michele.

Johnson, of course, had his helmet on because he is the FG holder.

Hilarious!

Good call. I was wondering what was up with Brad Johnson, too. I'd forgotten he's the holder.
 
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