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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.
 

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Without even going to that site I pretty much knew it was an urban legend because I have heard about for years.
 

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HeavyHitta31 said:
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.

DUDE!!!I'm thinking he has King Kong sized balls!Thats hilarious!:lmao2:
 

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I wouldn't say that that story is old. But, the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.:p:
 

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DANTHEMAN said:
I wouldn't say that that story is old. But, the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.:p:
And you heard it from CBZ :D
 

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Yup. Heard this one before. Still a good story, though. I wish I could attend a wedding like that.
 

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bbgun said:
Unfortunately, this psycho story is all too real.


That is a riot. The guy sounds like a freaking loser and I am not surprised he is on the dating service.

Kind of reminds me of a roommate I had in college that freaked out on me because I owed him $20.10 and I only gave him a $20.
 

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bbgun said:
Unfortunately, this psycho story is all too real.

I guess things may be different up there in NY, but $100 for a date? :eek: Seems like alot to me. I could probably eat off of $100 for 2 or 3 weeks, and if tried hard enough could make it last a month.
 

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TheEnigma said:
I guess things may be different up there in NY, but $100 for a date? :eek: Seems like alot to me. I could probably eat off of $100 for 2 or 3 weeks, and if tried hard enough could make it last a month.


It is NY...that trash hole has that excuse as the yuppie cowards rob you blind...that same meal would cost $40 else where.
 
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