Guarantees for tomorrow's game

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Romo won't play past the first quarter.

Our kickers will miss an easy FG and make us long for Rafael Septien

Manning will annoy me with his moon helmet

The Colts' OL will commit numerous false starts that won't be called

The result will be meaningless

At least one poster here will complain the Cowboys will suck if we don't get a first down on the first drive.

 

[Vintage]

Romo won't play past the first quarter.

Our kickers will miss an easy FG and make us long for Rafael Septien

Manning will annoy me with his moon helmet

The Colts' OL will commit numerous false starts that won't be called

The result will be meaningless

At least one poster here will complain the Cowboys will suck if we don't get a first down on the first drive.

Henry will get beat.

Eduncan will *****.

 

[blindzebra]

If we lose someone will blame it on Phillips replacing Parcells.

 

[Sarge]

The game is meaningless - guaranteed.

 

[tunahelper]

If we lose someone will blame it on Phillips replacing Parcells.

or

If an injury occurs camp was too soft.....

 

[BlueStar II]

I hate to think about how our young OL will do against the likes of Dwight Freeney when he wants to come after our QB.......ugh!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ware will get a sack

Romo will complete at least 75% of his passes

Jay Ratliff will get a sack

Roy and Keith Davis will lay crunching hits

 

[Vintage]

I hate to think about how our young OL will do against the likes of Dwight Freeney when he wants to come after our QB.......ugh!!

It will be a good learning experience for them.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate to think about how our young OL will do against the likes of Dwight Freeney when he wants to come after our QB.......ugh!!

Free has been working against Ware quite often, I think he'll be used to it

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Somebody will use a play or two to "prove" that one of our top players (Ware, Romo, Newman, Williams) sucks.

Oh, and someone will cite plays from this game as more evidence that Julius sucks.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Colts first drive will be three and out.

On the first drive, Romo will march the team down for a quick touchdown.

Tyson Thompson returns a kickoff for a touchdown.

I will have a 6 pack and pizza.

Guaranteed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If we lose someone will blame it on Phillips replacing Parcells.

or

If an injury occurs camp was too soft.....

Somebody will use a play or two to "prove" that one of our top players (Ware, Romo, Newman, Williams) sucks.

Oh, and someone will cite plays from this game as more evidence that Julius sucks.

oh ye of little faith:

 

[5Stars]

Colts first drive will be three and out.

On the first drive, Romo will march the team down for a quick touchdown.

Tyson Thompson returns a kickoff for a touchdown.

I will have a 6 pack and pizza.

Guaranteed.

Sounds like you already drank the 6 pack!

 

[Vintage]

Jessica Alba will be watching the game with me.



























(Well, her picture on my computer will be) Sigh

 

[Teague31]

free will make freeney his @$@%*!

 

[Dallas]

I will have a 6 pack and pizza.

Guaranteed.

I will have a 6 pack and another 6 pack.

Pizza just gets in the way of what you really want.

 

[Doomsday101]

I Guarantee us diehard fans will have a big grin on our face before kick off because while this is a meaningless game it is still the Dallas Cowboys and we know the season is getting closer.

 

[BlueStar II]

Vintage, you're so right, it will be a good learning experience for them, let's just hope that it's not at the expense of one of our QBs though, especially Romo.

 

[David276]

i predict i wont be drunk as hell by half time and miss the 4th quarter this time against the colts

 

[coach316]

Only guarantee I can offer is that I'll be turning 40 while watching the game :