Harmless April Fools Jokes

[CF74]

Leave a note for your wife that says:

Mr. Lyon (Misspelled on purpose) called.

(And write down the phone number to the local zoo.)

 

[Jon88]

Haha. That's a good one.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Leave a note for your wife that says:

Mr. Lyon (Misspelled on purpose) called.

(And write down the phone number to the local zoo.)

They did that to Kima on The Wire :laugh1:

 

[CF74]

She fell for it but I had to tell her they called about one of her students. And then I said sounds like somebody's in trouble. She called right away...

 

[kmp77]

She fell for it but I had to tell her they called about one of her students. And then I said sounds like somebody's in trouble. She called right away...

DID YOU FILM IT?!?! That'd have been awesome youtube material!

So how'd the call go?

 

[EveryoneElse]

The only person that I didn't try to prank today was my wife.

Guess who got me good? My wife.

She sits me down this evening and tells me that she is pregnant.

Not the end of the world, but shes been going to school for the last 5 1/2 years to be a teacher and we have purposely put off having kids until she is tenured somewhere.

I felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest.

After about an 1 1/2 hours of sitting down and gameplanning for this new baby, she hits me with the "April Fools!!!!!!!".

That was close.

 

[Dawgs0916]

The only person that I didn't try to prank today was my wife.

Guess who got me good? My wife.

She sits me down this evening and tells me that she is pregnant.

Not the end of the world, but shes been going to school for the last 5 1/2 years to be a teacher and we have purposely put off having kids until she is tenured somewhere.

I felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest.

After about an 1 1/2 hours of sitting down and gameplanning for this new baby, she hits me with the "April Fools!!!!!!!".

That was close.

That one is the classic prank man, you should have known better lol.

 

[the kid 05]

The only person that I didn't try to prank today was my wife.

Guess who got me good? My wife.

She sits me down this evening and tells me that she is pregnant.

Not the end of the world, but shes been going to school for the last 5 1/2 years to be a teacher and we have purposely put off having kids until she is tenured somewhere.

I felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest.

After about an 1 1/2 hours of sitting down and gameplanning for this new baby, she hits me with the "April Fools!!!!!!!".

That was close.

your wife is evil

 

[DallasCowpoke]

The only person that I didn't try to prank today was my wife.

Guess who got me good? My wife.

She sits me down this evening and tells me that she is pregnant.

Not the end of the world, but shes been going to school for the last 5 1/2 years to be a teacher and we have purposely put off having kids until she is tenured somewhere.

I felt like someone ripped my heart out of my chest.

After about an 1 1/2 hours of sitting down and gameplanning for this new baby, she hits me with the "April Fools!!!!!!!".

That was close.

So, you're shooting blanks, huh?

:

 

[EveryoneElse]

So, you're shooting blanks, huh?

:

I think of it as video taping with the lens still on the camera.

 

[Hostile]

My Father-in-law got my Mother-in-law good. She was in the shower and he ran in the bathroom yelling that the house was on fire. She came running out wet, naked and trying to get her robe on.

Then when she got back in the shower after scolding him he called his two daughters that live in that town and told them to come quick, something was "wrong with Mom." They rushed over as fast as they could and when they got there and asked him what was wrong he said, "Mom's pregnant." She's 79.

I love my Father-in-law. He's a freaking hoot.

 

[DallasFanSince86]

My Father-in-law got my Mother-in-law good. She was in the shower and he ran in the bathroom yelling that the house was on fire. She came running out wet, naked and trying to get her robe on.

Then when she got back in the shower after scolding him he called his two daughters that live in that town and told them to come quick, something was "wrong with Mom." They rushed over as fast as they could and when they got there and asked him what was wrong he said, "Mom's pregnant." She's 79.

I love my Father-in-law. He's a freaking hoot.

 

[trickblue]

Leave a note for your wife that says:

Mr. Lyon (Misspelled on purpose) called.

(And write down the phone number to the local zoo.)

We used to put "Mr. Behr"...

 

[CF74]

DID YOU FILM IT?!?! That'd have been awesome youtube material!

So how'd the call go?

She called and the recording said, Thank-you for calling Ft Worth Zoo. Then she turned around and punched me