Here's what I would do if I were Jerry

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  1. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    If I were Jerry, for this upcoming training camp I would .......

    .... be on Tuvalu Island. Goodness, I'm almost 80 years old. It's time to relax and enjoy life. I would hire the best GM I can find, one who can work well with McCarthy, and then I would get outa Dodge and let them do their jobs. I'll have loads of fun on Tuvalu, a remote Pacific Island, and not just for training camp, for the whole season. My son, Stephen, and his family can come with. We'll enjoy some snorkeling and some sunshine. We'll have some Margaritas, and just enjoy life. Who knows how many years I've got left? I've got my three Super Bowl rings, but I haven't been effective enough for years. It's time to let someone else do my job, someone who's younger and who is highly qualified. I'm sure they've got Internet on Tuvalu, so I'll download and watch every game, but I won't worry too much about it. It's time for me to finally be retired and just having some fun.
     
  2. J_Allen

    J_Allen Well-Known Member

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    He won't stop until he can win a Superbowl on his own.
     
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  3. LACowboysFan1

    LACowboysFan1 Well-Known Member

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    You aren't Jerry. Jerry isn't you.

    Nice pipe dream though...
     
  4. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Jerry has the most fun doing what he's doing.
     
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  5. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    Can he at least send me a ticket to Tuvalu Island and let me pretend?
     
  6. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    Is there some way we can make him sick and tired of it? The fans are having a whole lot less fun.
     
  7. LACowboysFan1

    LACowboysFan1 Well-Known Member

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    Let me ask, I'll get back to you...
     
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