Hey JJ....nice "continuity"....

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:lmao2: NEVER a dull moment.....................................as Willie Wonka once said:"The suspense is killing me.....I hope it lasts.";)


BTW: this is as close to a soap opera for grown men that exists. Bucs, Boys, Lions, Raiders, Chargers? AS THE PIGSKIN TURNS....
 

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So 2 coaches that 99.8% of this board wanted fired gets fired and its "bad Jerry" Talk about not catching a break lol
 

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newlander;2581903 said:
:lmao2: NEVER a dull moment.....................................as Willie Wonka once said:"The suspense is killing me.....I hope it lasts.";)


BTW: this is as close to a soap opera for grown men that exists. Bucs, Boys, Lions, Raiders, Chargers? AS THE PIGSKIN TURNS....

Not even Vince McMahon can come up with this stuff......
 

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And it was continuity for many years.... ah.. er... I mean weeks into the future.
 

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Hostile;2581909 said:
Naturally Jerry is blowing it again.

Jerry could hire God as H.C.
Allah as O.C.
Buddha as D.C.
Jesus as Special Teams coach

And we'd have a thread bemoaning how L Ron Hubbard wasn't hired as a towel boy and Jerry is incompetent for his failure to do so.
 

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Nah BigD fan, I'm just amused at the circus that's all. Cue the big top music with JJ as the ringmaster. He can come out smelling like a Texas rose if he can get Shanny as HC and Wade as DC. I wouldn't say "problem solved" but it would be a very solid start.........
 

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Vintage;2581924 said:
Jerry could hire God as H.C.
Allah as O.C.
Buddha as D.C.
Jesus as Special Teams coach

And we'd have a thread bemoaning how L Ron Hubbard wasn't hired as a towel boy and Jerry is incompetent for his failure to do so.

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:
Post of the day!!!:bow:
 

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Jerry is smart. Why cut everyone right away and have to suck up their salaryfor nothing when someone else is willing to do so anyways. Jerry's gonna try tokeep Wade on as the DC. But Shanny is on his way. I told everyone Garret will get a gig because there wasn't may top notch coaches willing to take the bottom feeder jobs. Jerry is going to wash the coaching salaries and still get us Shanny. Probably keep Wade onasDC also. Jerry's doing good business right now and using T.O's presence to divert attention away from what he's onto. Jerry's will prove to be a mastermind if he gets Shanny and keeps Wade. Pac and Tank will be gone. A very talented core of players will remain with enough room on the roster for the coaching staff to churn and tweak. Garretts gonna take guys with him which will allow the new coach to bring a good bunch of his guys. Wade can continue the defenses continuity. Wade will be here as DC.
 

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BigDFan5;2581912 said:
So 2 coaches that 99.8% of this board wanted fired gets fired and its "bad Jerry" Talk about not catching a break lol

I know, crazy isn't it? They should be celebrating. This has been this seasons most uplifting moment so far if you ask me.
 

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OAM;2581938 said:
Jerry is smart. Why cut everyone right away and have to suck up their salaryfor nothing when someone else is willing to do so anyways. Jerry's gonna try tokeep Wade on as the DC. But Shanny is on his way. I told everyone Garret will get a gig because there wasn't may top notch coaches willing to take the bottom feeder jobs. Jerry is going to wash the coaching salaries and still get us Shanny. Probably keep Wade onasDC also. Jerry's doing good business right now and using T.O's presence to divert attention away from what he's onto. Jerry's will prove to be a mastermind if he gets Shanny and keeps Wade. Pac and Tank will be gone. A very talented core of players will remain with enough room on the roster for the coaching staff to churn and tweak. Garretts gonna take guys with him which will allow the new coach to bring a good bunch of his guys. Wade can continue the defenses continuity. Wade will be here as DC.

Jerry Jones is a very smart man as a business man. Jerry Jones is an idiot as a football man. It is never very long after Jerry has a Jimmy Johnson or a Bill Parcells out of the way that he makes a complete mess of it. This team is a freaking circus, and it gets more and more outlandish every year.
 

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Nothing to celebrate YET OAM. But I reserve the right to drink heavily and run around my front yard naked if Shanny is named HC. (shrinkage would be a problem with the streaking scenario however as it's currently FIVE BELOW ouside right now!) I just started the thread to point out the obvious fact that JJ's "continuity" statement won't amount to a hill of beans when all is said and done: THANKFULLY.
 

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Vintage;2581924 said:
Jerry could hire God as H.C.
Allah as O.C.
Buddha as D.C.
Jesus as Special Teams coach

And we'd have a thread bemoaning how L Ron Hubbard wasn't hired as a towel boy and Jerry is incompetent for his failure to do so.

You left out Joseph Smith.
 

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rcaldw;2581977 said:
Jerry Jones is a very smart man as a business man. Jerry Jones is an idiot as a football man. It is never very long after Jerry has a Jimmy Johnson or a Bill Parcells out of the way that he makes a complete mess of it. This team is a freaking circus, and it gets more and more outlandish every year.

I agree. Hope my post is not misleading. He's being patient and waiting to capatalize on the right coaching structure this time around I believe. If he gets Shanny then Jerry was a smooth operator hear by getting who we needed and washing the salaries. Especially if Wade stays as DC. That's what I'm on about. I think Jerry's the best businessman in the league and not GM.
 

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OAM;2581941 said:
I know, crazy isn't it? They should be celebrating. This has been this seasons most uplifting moment so far if you ask me.

Um, the issue is Jerry's candor/trustworthiness. He stated on more than one occasion that the entire coaching staff would return intact. This was followed up by two firings (and counting). Whether the firings were justified is irrelevant. Don't make promises you have no intention of keeping.
 

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newlander;2581988 said:
Nothing to celebrate YET OAM. But I reserve the right to drink heavily and run around my front yard naked if Shanny is named HC. (shrinkage would be a problem with the streaking scenario however as it's currently FIVE BELOW ouside right now!) I just started the thread to point out the obvious fact that JJ's "continuity" statement won't amount to a hill of beans when all is said and done: THANKFULLY.

I understand. I never believed the continuity and financial cards anyways. Had a few threads throughout the weeks regarding it. Cross your fingers my friend. But Shanny will be ours.
 

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rcaldw;2581977 said:
Jerry Jones is a very smart man as a business man. Jerry Jones is an idiot as a football man. It is never very long after Jerry has a Jimmy Johnson or a Bill Parcells out of the way that he makes a complete mess of it. This team is a freaking circus, and it gets more and more outlandish every year.


Thank god Im not the only one who thinks this way. It's a gigantic cluster-f and Jerry remains a Bafoon. When Jerry gives the team to Stephen, he will reap more praise than he's ever had because people will notice just how great he is as a business person and owner of the team. Now he is known for the wrong reasons sadly.
 

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Vintage;2581924 said:
Jerry could hire God as H.C.
Allah as O.C.
Buddha as D.C.
Jesus as Special Teams coach

And we'd have a thread bemoaning how L Ron Hubbard wasn't hired as a towel boy and Jerry is incompetent for his failure to do so.


First time a kick return went more than 20 yards this thread starts

"Avezzano > Jesus"


TD given up

"Why does this fat guy have a job? He doesnt even look like a coach"


3 and out

"I told you guys we should have hired, Zeus instead of Allah"


Lose a game

"GOD HAS TO GO BRING BACK JIMMY!!!!"
 
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