GimmeTheBall!
Junior College Transfer
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From the rarified environs of Air Cowboys America, where justice, fair play and the Armenian Way of Life is paramount and forced-fed with 50,000-watts of energy from Farmers Branch, the world's leader in square-dance innovation and trialer hitch assembly.
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It's been a tumultuous week, mein freunds, Zone brothers and recent parolees.
I would be remiss if I did not mention my continuous clamor for change in the coaching ranks.
But, like you, being rabid Cowboy fans, hope springs eternal so today, in my humble and head-injured way, I wish to give the Boys a clean slate.
Step up to the podium boys:
To Wade: I love you Wade. You a good man but sometimes soft. I wish you well.
To Jason: You are allowed to muck it up for one game until you return to jenius status. I look forward to your HC tenure when, ahem, Wade chooses to leave.
To Stew: Man, you seem over your head, but you have 10 times more knowledge than me and I KNOW you try hard. Best of luck buddy. I will be rooting fer you.
To Watkins. You may be the Poor Man's Roy Williams, but I know you, too, try hard. Best of luck buddy and don't get pushed around too much.
To T.O.: I am your biggest fan as evidenced by the doctor's scale this week. She tolt me: You might be the handsomeest man in Texas but you need to increase your workouts. Or buy me another weight scale.
T.O., be patient. You'll get the ball and you'll get back on track. You have too much ability.
To Ellis: Man, you continue to show me not only talent but heart. Sorry about all ah said all offseason about yew. It was unwarranted and unArmenian.
To Romo: Don't listen to the idiots. You are still in the top 3 in QBs in the NFL. Yeah, too rich, too talented and dating Jessica Simpson. We all hate you except when you take the field.
To Newman: Hello, Newman. The AARP will be sending you a card soon iffin you don't show more on the field. And I think you will turn it around today.
To Tank: You talk a lot for someone who is largely missing. But, too you, too, a clean slate.
To Crayton: Wherever you have gone to, please come back.
To Bradie: Son, we love you but keep your mouth shut and your tackles up. Get me a tipped ball, a sack and an INT when somebody else tips the ball.
To PacMan: It will come, buddy. Hang in there and stay out of trouble. We all love you, Rainman.
To my Zone brothers: Though we have sparred and traded winkable insults, you remain my brothers. Keep in mind that we are all true fans, some like me since 1957 but don't hold that agin me. I would take a bullet for any of you, even the little ball of hate.
GO COWBOYS!!!!
Ms. Busty promises to shake them around ever time we score today!!!!!!
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It's been a tumultuous week, mein freunds, Zone brothers and recent parolees.
I would be remiss if I did not mention my continuous clamor for change in the coaching ranks.
But, like you, being rabid Cowboy fans, hope springs eternal so today, in my humble and head-injured way, I wish to give the Boys a clean slate.
Step up to the podium boys:
To Wade: I love you Wade. You a good man but sometimes soft. I wish you well.
To Jason: You are allowed to muck it up for one game until you return to jenius status. I look forward to your HC tenure when, ahem, Wade chooses to leave.
To Stew: Man, you seem over your head, but you have 10 times more knowledge than me and I KNOW you try hard. Best of luck buddy. I will be rooting fer you.
To Watkins. You may be the Poor Man's Roy Williams, but I know you, too, try hard. Best of luck buddy and don't get pushed around too much.
To T.O.: I am your biggest fan as evidenced by the doctor's scale this week. She tolt me: You might be the handsomeest man in Texas but you need to increase your workouts. Or buy me another weight scale.
T.O., be patient. You'll get the ball and you'll get back on track. You have too much ability.
To Ellis: Man, you continue to show me not only talent but heart. Sorry about all ah said all offseason about yew. It was unwarranted and unArmenian.
To Romo: Don't listen to the idiots. You are still in the top 3 in QBs in the NFL. Yeah, too rich, too talented and dating Jessica Simpson. We all hate you except when you take the field.
To Newman: Hello, Newman. The AARP will be sending you a card soon iffin you don't show more on the field. And I think you will turn it around today.
To Tank: You talk a lot for someone who is largely missing. But, too you, too, a clean slate.
To Crayton: Wherever you have gone to, please come back.
To Bradie: Son, we love you but keep your mouth shut and your tackles up. Get me a tipped ball, a sack and an INT when somebody else tips the ball.
To PacMan: It will come, buddy. Hang in there and stay out of trouble. We all love you, Rainman.
To my Zone brothers: Though we have sparred and traded winkable insults, you remain my brothers. Keep in mind that we are all true fans, some like me since 1957 but don't hold that agin me. I would take a bullet for any of you, even the little ball of hate.
GO COWBOYS!!!!
Ms. Busty promises to shake them around ever time we score today!!!!!!
