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Suspicious looking stranger
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I decided that I needed a few days off and I
realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd
think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early the other day and began
hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my coworkers (she's a blonde...it'll
be important later) came in and asked me what I
was doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get
a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me
what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked
where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd
think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early the other day and began
hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my coworkers (she's a blonde...it'll
be important later) came in and asked me what I
was doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get
a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me
what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked
where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
