How much money would you pay to

[playmakers]

Buy an hour with Jerry Jones and explain to him your views on this team and how to change them? I would love to have a half hour with Jones and get things off my chest and hear his feedback. How much if any at all? For fun

 

[Yeagermeister]

None because it would be a waste of money.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I don't have enough money to fly to Arlington, pay for a hotel stay, buy a ticket.

So there is no way I could pay for a few minutes of Jerry's time.

Nor would I because it would be money wasted as Jerry is Jerry and it would not make a bit of difference.

 

[Hagman]

Jerry would try to charge me $50,000 for the license to sit and talk, $75 to park outside of his office for the meeting, and $9 each for the beers we'd have during the conversation. Then he'd use the time to talk about how great it is that he controls everything from the top to bottom of the organization and weren't those three Super Bowls in the 90's great.

No thanks.

 

[JohnsKey19]

None. That would be like talking to a brick wall.

I'll just vent on this board and save my $$$$$

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Would I have to wear those fabulous 3-D glasses?

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

We need to face the music, we're all Jerrys' Kids.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Would I have to wear those fabulous 3-D glasses?

Only if you want to see Jerry's wrinkles turn into snakes like in Medusa's hair.

 

[SDogo]

Jerry does not take advice, he gives it.

You would walk out his office ear ****ed and confused as hell.