How to Play "Game Thread Bingo"

[plasticman]

Okay you make a 4 sqare by 4 sqare gamecard. That's a total of 16 squares.

In each square you enter one of the following statements:
______________________________

We are going to lose.

The season is over

Fire Jason Garrett

Cut "_______________" (OFFENDING COWBOY PLAYER)

Our D-line sucks/stinks/reaks.

Our secondary sucks/stinks/reaks

We need Tony Romo back

Jerry has to fix this

We need to draft "___________" (FUTURE SAVIOR)

We should have drafted "__________" (COVETED PLAYER DRAFTED ELSEWHERE)

We should have signed "__________" (REJECTED VETERAN)

These referee's are "___________" (ACCUSATION)

"__________" ( COWBOY RECIEVER) can't catch.

I knew this was going to happen!

We can't tackle

We can't get a turnover.

_______________________________

When the game thread begins, record the first time someone posts one of the above statements by marking that square. First person to complete a diagonal, row, or column wins.

 

[Setackin]

Idk what's happening lol

 

[Corso]

I'm Captain America and I Love Rock an Roll!!!
Let's burn this place down Pookie!

 

[pete026]

I predict the winner by Dak's jersey number...... 4 pages.

 

[Setackin]

How do I make this bingo thing?

When do I enter the statements?

Is this weekly thing?

When do I mark off one of the squares?

Am I making this at my house or in the game thread?

Can I get some context and explanation?

When I mark stuff off is it my from perception or as soon as I read it in the game day thread?

 

[Teague31]

You need a square for Risen commenting on Wentz's superiority to Dak

 

[Vintage]

You need a square for Risen commenting on Wentz's superiority to Dak

That's the free square located in all Bingo cards

 

[xwalker]

Okay you make a 4 sqare by 4 sqare gamecard. That's a total of 16 squares.

In each square you enter one of the following statements:
______________________________

We are going to lose.

The season is over

Fire Jason Garrett

Cut "_______________" (OFFENDING COWBOY PLAYER)

Our D-line sucks/stinks/reaks.

Our secondary sucks/stinks/reaks

We need Tony Romo back

Jerry has to fix this

We need to draft "___________" (FUTURE SAVIOR)

We should have drafted "__________" (COVETED PLAYER DRAFTED ELSEWHERE)

We should have signed "__________" (REJECTED VETERAN)

These referee's are "___________" (ACCUSATION)

"__________" ( COWBOY RECIEVER) can't catch.

I knew this was going to happen!

We can't tackle

We can't get a turnover.

_______________________________

When the game thread begins, record the first time someone posts one of the above statements by marking that square. First person to complete a diagonal, row, or column wins.

"Romo is the backup QB"

 

[Them]

...I've played the Spanish version of that game ...it's called "Game Thread Gringo!"

 

[Kaiser]

"We would have won if Kellen Moore held that clipboard differently!"

 

[plasticman]

How do I make this bingo thing?

When do I enter the statements?

Is this weekly thing?

When do I mark off one of the squares?

Am I making this at my house or in the game thread?

Can I get some context and explanation?

When I mark stuff off is it my from perception or as soon as I read it in the game day thread?

Here at the Coyboy Zone we use the honor

"Romo is the backup QB"

Good one.

Also:

I can't watch this.

If they.just "___________" (Captain Obvious circumstances)

I wish "____________" (current opponent's best player) played for the Cowboys.

We suck.

You can make up your own. It's not an offical, formal game where we have to submit anything, just a fun way of dealing with the doom and gloom crowd that grabs the cyanide before the 1st quarter is over.

That was really the point. It's so humorous to read posts like these as soon as the Cowboys show some imperfection.

 

[CF74]

Look out!!!


Something I always yell at the TV...

 

[Seven]

This is too hard........I like columns. A "W" and an "L" .......

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

Need alot of weed for this 1st.

 

[School]

"We have no pass rush" / "Pass rush is nonexistent"

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Sadly my favorite is still a reference from the movie Necessary Roughness.

"Don't throw it to Stonehands!"

My thoughts each time I see a throw to the bodycatcher known as TWill.

I know, I know he does catch many passes, just my friends always remind me of that day I shouted that out a few years back. I can never live it down now. A weekly reminder when watching football with my friends.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

You need a square for Risen commenting on Wentz's superiority to Dak

Do RS's pre-game comments count? If pre-game comments count, it's over before 7:00 pm.

 

[eyedoc]

Okay you make a 4 sqare by 4 sqare gamecard. That's a total of 16 squares.

In each square you enter one of the following statements:
______________________________

We are going to lose.

The season is over

Fire Jason Garrett

Cut "_______________" (OFFENDING COWBOY PLAYER)

Our D-line sucks/stinks/reaks.

Our secondary sucks/stinks/reaks

We need Tony Romo back

Jerry has to fix this

We need to draft "___________" (FUTURE SAVIOR)

We should have drafted "__________" (COVETED PLAYER DRAFTED ELSEWHERE)

We should have signed "__________" (REJECTED VETERAN)

These referee's are "___________" (ACCUSATION)

"__________" ( COWBOY RECIEVER) can't catch.

I knew this was going to happen!

We can't tackle

We can't get a turnover.

_______________________________

When the game thread begins, record the first time someone posts one of the above statements by marking that square. First person to complete a diagonal, row, or column wins.

Now that's a very inventive way to play bingo. Did you think about a game with positive statements instead of the negative ones? Go Cowboys

 

[MWH1967]

That's the free square located in all Bingo cards

Very nice!

 

[Verdict]

Here at the Coyboy Zone we use the honor

Good one.

Also:

I can't watch this.

If they.just "___________" (Captain Obvious circumstances)

I wish "____________" (current opponent's best player) played for the Cowboys.

We suck.

You can make up your own. It's not an offical, formal game where we have to submit anything, just a fun way of dealing with the doom and gloom crowd that grabs the cyanide before the 1st quarter is over.

That was really the point. It's so humorous to read posts like these as soon as the Cowboys show some imperfection.

I used to attend college football games with a guy who was either far too high or far too low at any given minute. If anything was going wrong it was this guy sucks he should transfer to a junior college immediately. The next play, if it was good, he would say we are going to win the national championshiop. It was comical going to a game with him, yet exhausting. Lol