Humor: 10 reasons The Cowboys Will be a Dumpster Fire This Season

[texbumthelife]

I'm a lifetime Cowboy fan, but I enjoy some snarky satire. This is hysterical. I LOST IT at the drawings of Lee and Vander Esch.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2020/

 

[ESisback]

The red headed little step brothers in Philly are absolutely obsessed with the Cowboys, and they do this kind of thing often—write a “humorous” narrative, make it sound factual, convince their fanbase, enjoy their delusions.

Cute.

 

[StarBoyz83]

The red headed little step brothers in Philly are absolutely obsessed with the Cowboys, and they do this kind of thing often—write a “humorous” narrative, make it sound factual, convince their fanbase, enjoy their delusions.

Cute.

Most of them think wentz is a top 5 qb also.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Dallas won't be great but they'll be good. I'll be surprised if its a dumpster fire. The schedule is rough though for sure.

 

[Jake]

I'm a lifetime Cowboy fan, but I enjoy some snarky satire. This is hysterical. I LOST IT at the drawings of Lee and Vander Esch.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2020/

I think "dumpster fire" is a bit much but the SB or bust stuff I've seen here is also over the top.

There's a perception that the only thing holding the Cowboys back was coaching. While that change was needed the roster isn't as good as some believe.

 

[Northern_Cowboy]

Hilarious!!

 

[AbeBeta]

McCoy called out why the team might be a dumpster fire.

 

[Qcard]

That was funny. If you cant laugh at your self then you need a life. I remember the pain of the Romo's pick to Skins LB in 2012. It was brutal. Probably the worst pass Romo ever threw and he had some big game stinkers.

Jerry heading for elevator is classic. I got a friend hates the Cowboys (left Cowboys after Landry firing). He loves watching Jerry suffer. Lee and LVE was hilarious. He gives Dak a little respect.....shocker but 6-3 is 6-3....Dak owns the Eagles

 

[charron]

A lot of that is the same concerns I have with some nice drawings thrown in. The Jerry satire is pretty funny though.

 

[Kingofholland]

The red headed little step brothers in Philly are absolutely obsessed with the Cowboys, and they do this kind of thing often—write a “humorous” narrative, make it sound factual, convince their fanbase, enjoy their delusions.

Cute.

Lol yes Eagles fans are obsessed with the Cowboys. I think they root as hard for the Cowboys to lose as they do for the Eagles to win lol.

 

[Rockport]

I'm a lifetime Cowboy fan, but I enjoy some snarky satire. This is hysterical. I LOST IT at the drawings of Lee and Vander Esch.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2020/

We already have way, way too much negativity here. Don't need anymore.

 

[aria]

Yes, Eagles fans are obsessed with the Cowboys which is why we have an outdated empty Eagles trophy case on this site, how ironic

 

[Brax]

I'm a lifetime Cowboy fan, but I enjoy some snarky satire. This is hysterical. I LOST IT at the drawings of Lee and Vander Esch.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2020/

Thanks, enjoyable read, old Jerry and this team is super bowl ready. Sometime truth hurts what is really sad is, "McCarthy had Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers as his quarterbacks for 13 years, and only won one Super Bowl". again thanks was a nice read.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I'm a lifetime Cowboy fan, but I enjoy some snarky satire. This is hysterical. I LOST IT at the drawings of Lee and Vander Esch.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2020/

I was expecting satire, but it turned out to just be philly rambings. The difference is deliberate humor versus unintentional humor.

 

[TheSkaven]

A lot of that is the same concerns I have with some nice drawings thrown in. The Jerry satire is pretty funny though.

Most of the concerns date back to the former coaching staff. He does raise valid concerns about McCarthy. Right now, the fan base is embracing him because he’s not Jason Garrett. But he coaches very conservative, something that I think fans definitely won’t like.

https://thepowersweep.com/blog/packers-mike-mccarthy-conservative-decisions-Commanders

 

[McKDaddy]

gonna be a dumpster fire if there is no season and there is another 14 mths of rehashing the same ole ...

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Yes, Eagles fans are obsessed with the Cowboys which is why we have an outdated empty Eagles trophy case on this site, how ironic

LOL....using a stupid smilie thingy as your victory lap.....how ironic!

 

[G2]

I think "dumpster fire" is a bit much but the SB or bust stuff I've seen here is also over the top.

There's a perception that the only thing holding the Cowboys back was coaching. While that change was needed the roster isn't as good as some believe.

It's never as good or as bad as some fans suggest.

 

[aria]

Its actually a very well written article with a lot of legitimate points and valid reasons for concern. I think some of you are just in denial or don’t want to consider it credible considering the source.

 

[charron]

Most of the concerns date back to the former coaching staff. He does raise valid concerns about McCarthy. Right now, the fan base is embracing him because he’s not Jason Garrett. But he coaches very conservative, something that I think fans definitely won’t like.

https://thepowersweep.com/blog/packers-mike-mccarthy-conservative-decisions-Commanders

I think MM is being over rated but we'll see. People think JG held Dak back but i think he held him up with the easy routes, downfield passing and flood of talent on the offensive side of the ball. But many on here question how good Zeke really is every year, the losing of talent on both sides of the ball will be a factor in us missing the playoffs unless CD and Diggs somehow both buck the typical rookie challenge of hitting a wall.