Humor: Breaking News!!

[Reality]

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money. There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

 

[Vintage]

I need a beer....

Or five.

 

[Longboysfan]

Can we now trade him to an Eagles board for some old Owens Jerseys.

 

[dargonking999]

lol, and people say reality cant be funny

 

[Yeagermeister]

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:laugh1:

 

[superpunk]

Can we now trade him to an Eagles board for some old Owens Jerseys.

Personally, I'd take a cheese steak.

What do we want with old Eagles jerseys, anyhow?:laugh1:

 

[WoodysGirl]

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:laugh1:

I double-dog dare you...

 

[Reality]

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:laugh1:

My source was Reality TV

-Reality

 

[Yeagermeister]

My source was Reality TV

-Reality

credible?

 

[Hostile]

It's going to take a lot of bandaids to cover the wounds from all these darts.

 

[Waffle]

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money. There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

How were you able to fit him in under the cap while still carrying all that "dead money" from Nors' contract??

(Adam...please chime in!!)

 

[superpunk]

How were you able to fit him in under the cap while still carrying all that "dead money" from Nors' contract??

(Adam...please chime in!!)

I think they fit Nors under the MUP guidelines (Mentally Unable to Perform)...

 

[WoodysGirl]

I think they fit Nors under the MUP guidelines (Mentally Unable to Perform)...

Ouch!!

 

[NinePointOh]

Parcells' Silence Is Deafening!!!!!

 

[adbutcher]

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money. There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

 

[Yeagermeister]

Parcells' Silence Is Deafening!!!!!

 

[DallasEast]

There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99...

Here's a pic of Hostile's agent working the phones...

Hostile's agent was distracted many times from sealing the deal by an Owens wannabe...

Hostile's agent is seen here celebrating with his wife after closing Hostile's blockbuster contract...

His agent's wife was heard saying, "You had me at hello".

And this is Hostile's agent after waking up in the morning without makeup.

 

[superpunk]

More than Parcells, I would say Brainpaint's silence is deafening.

I mean, does CBZ.com really expect us to believe that Brainpaint and Reality are on the same page with this - and that it wasn't just some grandiose publicity scheme dreamed up by Realituh to stimulate interest in a down period?

Until we hear it from Brainpaint's mouth, we CANNOT believe that this is anything more than another copout from the internet forum-con man.

 

[RCowboyFan]

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

So TrickBlue and Hos can run wildly?

 

[RCowboyFan]

More than Parcells, I would say Brainpaint's silence is deafening.

I mean, does CBZ.com really expect us to believe that Brainpaint and Reality are on the same page with this - and that it wasn't just some grandiose publicity scheme dreamed up by Realituh to stimulate interest in a down period?

Until we hear it from Brainpaint's mouth, we CANNOT believe that this is anything more than another copout from the internet forum-con man.

Well then why don't you feel your way through on how Brainpaint's feels about this?