News: Humor: If John Travolta introduced the Cowboys

[WoodysGirl]

Unless you’ve been living under a rock since the Oscars aired Sunday night, you’ve no doubt heard John Travolta butcher the pronunciation of Idina Menzel. Travolta introduced Menzel as ‘Adele Dazeem’ Sunday night at the Oscars as she took the stage to perform, “Let It Go”, the Oscar winning hit song from the movie “Frozen”.

It has created a pop culture firestorm. The mistake has been highlighted on late night talk shows, radio shows and websites across the globe.

One website has come out with a widget where you can “Travoltify” your own name. Check it out here. (http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html)

We decided to “Travoltify” some players and see what game day would sound like if John Travolta was manning the PA for a Cowboys game. Here are some of them…

Dez Bryant: Dean Brazent
Tony Romo: Teejay Ramso
Demarco Murray: Dominic Morphay
Terrance Williams: Theodore Wazeems
Orlando Scandrick: Olivier Smotckins

See the rest: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/a...-Cowboys/8587001c-7db5-4cd4-bce9-8aacdc670ed6

Using Woodys Girl, Mine is Wilson Greez

 

[erod]

I'm not sure what was worse, Travolta obliterating the girl's name, his horribly fake jet black hair, or the plastic surgery that won't allow him to open his eyes.

That whole night was a demonstration of plastic surgery gone bad.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Let it go.

 

[jazzcat22]

What's the Oscar's?.....

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

I'll take the rock over the snoozefest Oscars.

 

[Kevinicus]

Why do all of the created named have the correct first letter in the first and last names? They're doing it wrong.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Some juan tell me who Idina Manzel is.
I do not like John Travolta after he turned down the movie an Officer and a Gerbil. He would half been a good actor in the movie, attacking the local mens near the navy base.
When they gave the script to that Richmond Gere I did not want to see it but Ms. Busty said "You are going and that is dat." So I stuck donuts and soda into my pants and went and did enjoy the movie especially when Debra Winger looked good. In real life is is plain jane and let me tell you i bet she is not good looking when she awakes.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

_Dez Bryant: Dean Brazent
Tony Romo: Teejay Ramso
Demarco Murray: Dominic Morphay
Terrance Williams: Theodore Wazeems
Orlando Scandrick: Olivier Smotckins

masive fail of epic and big porportions.

 

[EPL0c0]

Teejay Ramso. That's my quarterback. That's my teammate!

 

[Setackin]

I guess I live under a rock lol what happened?

 

[Lonestar94]

I do not watch the Oscars because I am not a Metrosexual.

 

[Bizwah]

I was wondering what was going on too. I've never watched the oscars.

 

[silver]

Here's my list:

Morris Claiborne - Barney Milbourn
Bruce Carter - Charted Boham
Brandon Carr - Roasanon Barr
Nick Hayden - Skip Bayless
Devonte Holloman - Ashante Letterman
Mackensy Bernardau - Franky Lombardo
Miles Austin - Austin Miles
Jason Garrett - Zack Barrett
Jerry Jones - Jimmy Johnson

 

[Bullflop]

Who's Oscar??

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I'm not sure what was worse, Travolta obliterating the girl's name, his horribly fake jet black hair, or the plastic surgery that won't allow him to open his eyes.

That whole night was a demonstration of plastic surgery gone bad.

Oddly enough it was the words prior to saying her name wrong, "the wickedly talented...." (He was into overacting the announcement that he muffed it up)

 

[Future]

I guess I live under a rock lol what happened?

He butchered the name of some chick I've never even heard of...basically