Humor: Masterful play calling

[Ranching]

I loved the way Garrett manged the game today. We could have blown them out, but NOOOOOO, not Jason. He manipulated the game so that the idiot Foreskin fans had hope til the end and had to sit in the driving rain til,the last minute. Great job Coach!!,

 

[Rockport]

I can only guess you're trolling.

 

[Ranching]

I can only guess you're trolling.

More like joking around. A little sarcasm to celebrate the win.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I know you’re being sarcastic, but I really thought most of the game play calling was excellent.

 

[Ranching]

I know you’re being sarcastic, but I really thought most of the game play calling was excellent.

Considering the conditions, I have to agree.

 

[Tenkamenin]

Although averaging 25+ points, our offense could’ve easily put up 40 if we mixed in play actions and took advantage of Dez. Unfortunately called back, Dez took a WR screen for 10+ yds in traffic. The guy is still a beast we just don’t know how to unleash him.

 

[Ranching]

Although averaging 25+ points, our offense could’ve easily put up 40 if we mixed in play actions and took advantage of Dez. Unfortunately called back, Dez took a WR screen for 10+ yds in traffic. The guy is still a beast we just don’t know how to unleash him.

He runs tough, we need to get him the ball, hitches, pick plays, jet sweeps etc.

 

[CCBoy]

I loved the way Garrett manged the game today. We could have blown them out, but NOOOOOO, not Jason. He manipulated the game so that the idiot Foreskin fans had hope til the end and had to sit in the driving rain til,the last minute. Great job Coach!!,

The offense just doesn't have a put away attitude.

The defense was the cavalry...and had 5 sacks again. Irving 2; Crawford 1; Lawrence 1, and Scandrick 1
The Cowboys had two fumble recoveries and a game ending interception following a deflected pass by a DL. Jones got the interception and took it to the house!

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Although averaging 25+ points, our offense could’ve easily put up 40 if we mixed in play actions and took advantage of Dez. Unfortunately called back, Dez took a WR screen for 10+ yds in traffic. The guy is still a beast we just don’t know how to unleash him.

I’ll give you most of that, but today it was holding calls that killed several drives and obviously took points off the board.

 

[bandfan]

Although averaging 25+ points, our offense could’ve easily put up 40 if we mixed in play actions and took advantage of Dez. Unfortunately called back, Dez took a WR screen for 10+ yds in traffic. The guy is still a beast we just don’t know how to unleash him.

Uh... in case you didn't notice Noah was inbound on the Potomac.. The amount of passing was appropriate for the situation.

 

[InDakWeTrust]

The offense just doesn't have a put away attitude.

The defense was the cavalry...and had 5 sacks again. Irving 2; Crawford 1; Lawrence 1, and Scandrick 1
The Cowboys had two fumble recoveries and a game ending interception following a deflected pass by a DL. Jones got the interception and took it to the house!

Plain to see that this team can rush the passer and play with a lead this year. But, we cannot stop the run in tight games and tend to go soft coverage outside the 4th quarter. Hopefully, Collins and Ash and Price can play well at the 1T against other teams down the stretch.

 

[Tenkamenin]

Uh... in case you didn't notice Noah was inbound on the Potomac.. The amount of passing was appropriate for the situation.

No qualms with the victory, only this type of play calling will not work against good teams.

 

[xwalker]

He runs tough, we need to get him the ball, hitches, pick plays, jet sweeps etc.

Handoffs so he does not actually have to catch the ball.

Did you see him short-arm that perfect would'be TD?

 

[Zman5]

Only real issue I had with play calling was the dreaded empty backfield pass plays. I don't understand why anyone would do that with Zeke on your team. Besides that, I thought Linehan did a good job considering the monsoon like conditions.

 

[Cebrin]

He runs tough, we need to get him the ball, hitches, pick plays, jet sweeps etc.

You're hired, Coach Ranching. Please see Jerry for contract details. By the way, Texas girls love ranch. You're going to love it here.

 

[Cebrin]

Only real issue I had with play calling was the dreaded empty backfield pass plays. I don't understand why anyone would do that with Zeke on your team. Besides that, I thought Linehan did a good job considering the monsoon like conditions.

He's a stud, no doubt. Our receiving core is top notch, though. Not really losing sleep with him out on pass plays on empty back situations.

 

[JMech]

I know you’re being sarcastic, but I really thought most of the game play calling was excellent.

You weren't watching the same game I was. They were successful and then they immediately moved away from what they were doing to dominate the Commanders. Only our mentally inferior coach has the capability to accomplish that. The guy is an absolute joke.