Humor:Randy Moss Responds

TRUTH87

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Dear Reporters, Fans, Groupies and other NFL followers,

I'd like to take this opportunity to state that I will be taking any and all questions regarding this week's game against the Dallas Cowboys. As the magnitude of the game is no different than any other week (hey, we're the Patriots), I've got plenty of time to chat.

To tell the truth, I'm not all that concerned with what the Cowboys' offense does. Instead, I'm concentrating on tormenting one of the league's most productive pass defenses [Dallas has bagged 10 interceptions and opposing QBs are managing a cumulative rating of just 64.8 -Eds.]
I'd like to respond to my counterpart, the "Original 81," on some of his allegations. True, the old man was wearing the number long before I was. True, my name doesn't make for snappy initials in headlining, although soon I'm thinking I'll have some initials of my own: MVP.

Finally, I'd like to thank all of you, especially the media, for your support this season. Though making the transition from sullen, unhappy underachiever to machine-like (hey, this is the Patriots) all-time great wasn't all that difficult in reality, your support in reshaping my image made the difference.

Sincerely, (followed by Moss' signature)
P.S.

http://www.realfootball365.com/nfl/articles/19822.html

sorry if repost. :(
 

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Oh_Canada;1704581 said:
Did he write that???

been reading more into it @ a patz forum, seems totally fake. I think moss hasnt said a word either.
 

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No pun intended..

but I doubt Moss wrote that.

It sounds like it comes from a fan.. a lot of sarcasm, with pun intended, IMO.
 

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:laugh2: I can count about 20 words in that letter that Randy Moss does not even have in his vocabulary!!
 

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5Stars;1704615 said:
:laugh2: I can count about 20 words in that letter that Randy Moss does not even have in his vocabulary!!

:laugh2:
 

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5Stars;1704615 said:
:laugh2: I can count about 20 words in that letter that Randy Moss does not even have in his vocabulary!!

What is a vocabu and why does lary have one?:D
 

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5Stars;1704615 said:
:laugh2: I can count about 20 words in that letter that Randy Moss does not even have in his vocabulary!!

of, on, some, a, hey, the....am i missing any?
 
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